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Date Posted: 07:00:59 07/19/02 Fri
Author: One of them thar sisters (ywkm!)
Subject: The Kande sisters circle the town hall...
In reply to: kenamom, smiling at her morning mail. TYKS! 's message, "KS shouts orders at JD while tossing a basic black wardrobe into a many pocketed bag." on 21:17:55 07/18/02 Thu

...three times in the cherry red camaro, honking and whooping it up. Then Kande gets a call on her new cell phone and KS is the only one blowing kisses to the crowd while all of Shipperville watches the two silently. Then she speeds off out of town towards I-80 and off to Iowa.

The crowd is silent while the dust settles behind the Noromo sisters. Finally, KM gets the attention of the crowd.

"Melissa, I guess I don't have to warn you what will happen if you go over to KS's house and try to seduce JD," she warns. Melissa just rolls her eyes and snaps her gum. She'll do whatever she g--d--- wants to, she thinks to herself. KM gives her the evil eyeball.

"I don't have two kids for nothing," she warns Melissa. "Heads will roll, literally, if you go over there." The crowd collectively shudders, remembering the shrunken heads at KS's garage sale.

"Rabid, you'll run the klub while Kande's gone," she demands. "And none of this realistically bloody margarita's like you tried the last time. All blood transfusions need to remain at the hospital."

Rabid hangs her head in an effort to hide her extremely toothy grin. What KM doesn't know won't hurt her, she thinks to herself.

KM throws up her hands. "The Morono sisters are gone! Let the party begin!" And the crowd begins to dance a lot like the gang from Peanuts while Bubba plays the piano.

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Replies:

Far away, the sisters pull off the road -- Kande's Sis, 07:00:06 07/23/02 Tue
- Unknown to the sisters, -- CW, 19:56:47 07/30/02 Tue
  - "You're a boy!" -- kande, 04:33:35 08/06/02 Tue
    - "NOROMO'S ARE BACK IN TOWN" -- km, blaring the announcement through a bullhorn, 13:04:41 08/06/02 Tue
      - The mayor drowns her scrambled eggs with ketchup as Kande cries over her pop-tarts. -- kande, 04:29:41 08/07/02 Wed
        The door opens slowly and -- kenamom, 07:52:51 08/09/02 Fri
        You a boy! a voice whispers into the cellphone -- Kande's Sis, 08:59:59 08/10/02 Sat
        "Bubba! I told you not to steal the towels!" -- kande, 04:16:01 08/13/02 Tue
        Most definitely a 7! -- Kande's Sis calls out gaily, 06:54:44 08/13/02 Tue
        "thats London Ontario, in Canada" -- kenamom continuing on, 07:48:06 08/13/02 Tue
        "It's ok - come on out." Kande reassures the klub's patrons. -- kande, 03:45:43 08/14/02 Wed
        KS quickly updates the crew on the rules -- Kande's Sis, taking the wheelbarrow, 19:32:01 08/14/02 Wed
        "nothing" ks claims innocently -- kenamom, squinting her eyes, 22:01:42 08/14/02 Wed
        Aunt Madge! Rabid shrieks -- Kande's Sis clinging to the chandelier, 10:18:27 08/16/02 Fri
        Following her example, -- CW, 22:46:14 08/20/02 Tue
        As the mad rumpus winds down -- Kande's Sis, 07:52:34 08/22/02 Thu
        "Well!" harrumphs Aunt Madge. -- kande, 04:32:40 08/23/02 Fri
        KS drags Kande through the Victorian's front door -- Kande's Sis, 08:18:09 08/23/02 Fri