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Date Posted: 07:19:09 06/01/02 Sat
Author: Squawk-un
Subject: Loosening her razor-sharp sabre from it's scabbard
In reply to: kande 's message, "KS wanders into the town square and finds herself surrounded by SMHs." on 12:17:48 05/31/02 Fri

KS, alias "Squawk-un", slides the sabre down by her side and begins sawing away at the straps. The voice speaks again:

"You had better not try to escape. The exits are surrounded by our army. *Scrrreeeeccchhh*! A loud clanking and whirring is heard. KS winces and saws harder. At last! All but one strap is sawn through.

As KS bursts through the straps, swings her legs over to the side of the table, and rips off the blindfold. Behind her is an ancient record player with the needle bumping up against the end of the record. She's in Stardoe's lab. The cloning machine at the far end of the room has smoke pouring out of it. "AhA! So that's where all the SMH's are coming from! Stardoe must be in on the Socialist threat."

Meanwhile, Bubba is being pulled up by his elbow by his employer. "I declare! Running out when I might have paying customers!" Kande scolds him as she frogmarches him towards the klub. "For that, you'll have to give me weekend 'Shaft' programs because the Red Speedo Review is off for the next three weeks. And...*gasp!* are those my favorite pants?! And a fur!" Kande's PETA sensibilities are incensed. What has happened to Bubba? For that matter, what has happened to everyone else? Kande realizes that she and Bubba are alone on a deserted street, out in the open and a good 500 yards from the doorway to the klub. In the movies, this is the time when the monster would spring out and devour the non-important actors. Nervously the two look at each other and then begin to sprint.

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Replies:

Kande and Bubba are halfway to the club in the middle of the street when there is an ominous rumbling of the ground... -- Rabid, passed out drunk under a Mulder clone, 19:00:18 06/01/02 Sat
- As Whats-her-name tries to leave the lab -- kenamom,slapping off the Mulder clones passes, 08:56:59 06/03/02 Mon
  - KS pulls the cushion out of the seat of her pants -- No-name, 20:33:23 06/03/02 Mon
    - KS whips around to see one of the Peacock boys pointing at her. -- kande, 03:13:13 06/04/02 Tue
      - One of the SMH clones peeks in on KS... -- The oh-so-clever one, 19:43:42 06/04/02 Tue
        Kenamom notices her full wastebasket -- kenamom, 12:57:35 06/05/02 Wed
        and Kande bursts into song! -- Slimey (not the worm from Sesame Street), 21:11:58 06/05/02 Wed
        "ARG" slimy yells as she falls (again) to the ground with a thud -- kenamom, shaking out her wrists, 20:40:39 06/06/02 Thu
        "Hey you two" -- CW, 20:27:01 06/07/02 Fri
        The door of the klub bursts open -- The Cloned One, 07:25:38 06/08/02 Sat
        KM *accidently* trips over KS's extended foot -- The innocent one, 07:41:17 06/08/02 Sat
        CW coshes Kande over the head... -- The Literary One, 19:12:35 06/08/02 Sat
        KS and the Mayor look at each other in horror -- For brevity's sake...KS, 22:00:12 06/09/02 Sun