Rabid returns from washing her hands to find KS poking Detoured's eyeball. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 04:39:38 03/11/02 Mon
Author: kande, continuing the story
Subject: Rabid returns from washing her hands to find KS poking Detoured's eyeball.

"What are you doing?" Rabid is aghast.

"Hmm? Oh. This?" KS holds up the jar with the eyeball. "I thought it would be funny to give her pink eye. Get it? Ha ha ha ha!"

"You're a freak! I can't believe we share a birthday!" retorts Rabid as she backs toward the door.

"I'm a freak? *I'M* a freak? Have you looked in the mirror lately, lady?" KS hitches up her new assassin's utility belt. She catches a glimpse of herself in the mirror behind the bar and nods approvingly before resuming her tirade toward Rabid. "Oh, that's right. Your kind can't see themselves in the mirror."

"I don't need a mirror," sniffs Rabid. "I already know how beautiful I am."

KS hoots. "That's a good one!"

As the bickering goes back and forth, Bubba becomes increasingly concerned. This is not how the party was supposed to go! He presses the panic button under the bar repeatedly. Suddenly, the lights dim and music starts softly, then gains in volume. A spotlight hits the stage and the RSR troops on stage in time with Copacabana.

Bubba slaps his forehead. He pressed the wrong button! He ducks under the bar, locates the correct button, and jabs it twelve times. He peeks over the bar and sees KS and Rabid watching the RSR.

"This must be part of the surprise," KS stage-whispers to Rabid. Rabid is licking her lips, looking at all those juicy veins.

Meanwhile, back at the hospital, KM's purse begins buzzing. She pulls out her pager and gasps. "It's the klub! The panic button at the klub has been hit!"

Kande jumps out of her hospital bed and winces. "Who put this syringe on the floor?" Kande pulls the needle out of her foot and tosses it aside. "What a crappy hospital. Are you sure this place is licensed?"

Kenamom flips through a wad of bills. "Yep, it's licensed."

Detoured stumbles into the emergency room, the hamster close behind. "My eye! My eye!" She falls down in the doorway, the automatic doors closing and opening on her head. "I'm ok!"

"'My eye. My eye.' Isn't that from a movie?" Kande asks as she steps over Detoured.

"I think it's from Bonnie & Clyde." Kenamom snaps her fingers and a cab pulls up. They climb inside. "To the klub! And step on it!" The driver nods and pulls out from the curb.

"I think you're right," muses kande. She catches a glimpse of the driver in the rearview mirror. "YOU!"

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Kande tries to jump out of the taxi but the door is locked -- Kande's Sis, 16:46:03 03/11/02 Mon
- As the cab pulls up in front of the klub... -- kande, 04:49:10 03/13/02 Wed
  - Kande drops to the floor with a thud -- Kande's Sis, 16:32:02 03/13/02 Wed
    - Meanwhile, back at the hospital... -- kande, 03:53:38 03/14/02 Thu
      - "Say it....Say it..." -- kenamom, poking the confined KS in the shoulder, 08:19:31 03/14/02 Thu
        A dangerous calm comes over KS -- Kande's Sis, 09:42:06 03/14/02 Thu
        A grim-faced and weary Aunt Madge faces reporters in the hospital press room. -- kande, 04:26:14 03/15/02 Fri
        KS lurches from her chair -- Kande's Sis, lurching, 07:08:48 03/15/02 Fri
        Aunt Madge barely gets out the door when Det's eye tumour explodes -- kenamom, 13:14:57 03/18/02 Mon
        I diagnose... -- Kande's Sis, writing tearily, 19:44:09 03/18/02 Mon
        Back at the klub, Bubba is sweeping up after the party. -- kande, 04:31:16 03/22/02 Fri
        Bubba holds up kande's laundry bag. -- kenamom, 19:18:07 03/23/02 Sat
        Kande looks out her office window at the picket line below. -- kande, 04:36:54 03/25/02 Mon
        Sheesh. Again? -- Kande's Sis sighs, 07:01:41 03/25/02 Mon
        KS walks into the angry swarm of aliens, superhero's and professional socialists -- kenamom, hiding in her office., 17:18:22 03/27/02 Wed
        Kay-Ess, who? -- Kande's Sis, 20:50:24 03/27/02 Wed
        At Rabid's declaration, everyone stops what they are doing and the room falls silent. -- kande, 04:05:44 03/28/02 Thu
        Kande, KM, and KS hoot with laughter -- Kande's Sis, 07:35:25 03/30/02 Sat