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Date Posted: 04:27:58 01/24/02 Thu
Author: kande
Subject: "...then Scully pats Mulder on the head and breaks into 'You've Got A Friend'..."
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Kande begins to scribble an alternate script on a piece of paper" on 22:29:38 01/22/02 Tue

Kande says aloud as she types. She stretches and gets up to grab a caffeine free diet coke from her office refrigerator. She goes to the window and watches Kenamom barking orders out on the square. "Why would the series finale be anything but a musical?" Kande shakes her head with wonder. Downing the rest of the soda, she returns to her typewriter.

Down on the square, Kenamom is giving orders to the Red Speedo Revue. "Move the Scully statue 1-1/2 inches to the left." The RSR grunt and heave the statue to the left. Kenamom pinches the bridge of her nose. "MY left, you morons. YOUR right!" The RSR move the statue to their right.

Before Kenamom can say anything else to them, an explosion goes off right behind her. KS approaches with a satisfied look on her face. She makes a note in her assassin's daily planner, then smiles at the mayor. "Did you see that one?"

"I HEARD IT!" yells the mayor.

KS removes her earplugs. "No need to yell."

"I'M NOT YELLING." Kenamom stumbles a bit.

"Mayor, are you ok?" a concerned KS asks.

"I'M FINE. JUST FEELING A BIT DIZZY AND NAUSEOUS, AND MY EARS ARE RINGING SOMETHING AWFUL."

Stardoe suddenly appears at the mayor's elbow. She holds out a prescription bottle. "Take two of these every 4 hours until they are gone." She salutes, and disappears as quickly as she appeared. Bubba emerges from the klub with a glass of water in his hand. He hands it to the mayor then goes back to work.

Kenamom shakes two pills into her palm and washes them down with the water. Then she takes a closer look at the pill bottle. "LOOK! THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THIS MEDICATION ARE DIZZINESS AND NAUSEA."

"That's ironic, mayor." KS is scanning the treetops for the next location for an explosion. A scream is heard in the distance.

"IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?" asks Kenamom. KS nods, and the two break into a sprint in the direction of the scream.

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Replies:

Kande breaks off mid-hum when she hears the scream -- Kande's Sis, 16:18:39 01/24/02 Thu
- Murblewump? -- CW, 21:30:49 01/24/02 Thu
  - brought out their harmonicas -- Stardoe, 22:11:32 01/24/02 Thu
    - "That's just one version I've thought of," says kande. -- kande, 12:04:12 01/25/02 Fri
      - He he heeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh haaaaaaah Kquhaaaaaaaaah -- Stardoe, 01:48:04 01/26/02 Sat
        ....meowwwwww...... -- kenamom, 07:22:11 01/26/02 Sat
        Meanwhile...back at the klub -- Kande's Sis, 21:10:00 01/26/02 Sat
        Melissa and [the real] Dogget -- Stardoe, 21:13:51 01/26/02 Sat
        As the frozen Doggett/Melissa tableau rolls past Bubba... -- Kande's Sis, 09:10:15 01/27/02 Sun
        Bubba begins to drool..... -- kenamom, 09:01:30 01/28/02 Mon
        Come to you-ums mommy, says Kande -- Kande's Sis, 21:48:30 01/29/02 Tue
        "Of course I know something," snaps Kenamom. -- kande, 04:39:52 01/30/02 Wed
        Then she sees her sister sobbing in the corner -- Kande's Sis, 19:31:45 01/30/02 Wed