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Date Posted: Sunday, November 17, 07:50:52pm
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Glorindiel
's message, "CHAPTER 3 IF ANYONE CARES>>>" on Saturday, November 16, 08:49:52pm
Chapter 4
-Disclaimer-
Glorindiel-Yadda, yadda, yadda, don?t own Lord of the Rings, (Or Bugs Bunny, or the Road to El Dorado, or any other copyright things mentioned in this chapter, there are too many to write out) never have, never, will, SO STOP BUGGING ME!!!!!
Karamono-Temper, temper!
Glorindiel-[Throwing major hissy fit] But I wanna own Lord of the Rings! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna!!!!!!
Karamono-Well, you won?t, so there!
Glorindiel-Shut up, you little muse.
Karamono-[Shrugs]
When we last joined Frodo, he was scared by the Great Elf-Lord Elrond of Rivendell (Who, by the way, is modeled after one of my friends, what with all of his split-second mood changes and all. But Elrond?s a little exaggerated, because if my friend was like Elrond, that would be PRETTY disturbing!)
Frodo-[Eyes watering up] WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Elrond-[Mood Change: British-type person] Why, we are all here to help you in your quest [Takes a sip of tea, holding his pinkie finger out, elegantly]
Gandalf- [Slaps cup of tea out of Elrond?s hand, where it breaks and spills on the floor]
Elrond-[Mood change: Evil-type person, bent on the destruction of the one who angered him] I will crush you to Ribbon Spools!!!!![Crushes one of the bed posts to sawdust]
Glorindiel-Don?t ask about that line, I heard it on the Road to El Dorado.
Frodo-[To Gandalf] Hate to have his repair bills.
Gandalf-[Flat out running from Elrond/Monster] Remind me not to do that next time!!!!!!
Elrond-[Mood change: Angry-type lion] ROARRRR!!!!!!!!![Gaining on Gandalf with much ease, thanks to running on his hands and feet]
Gandalf-[Cowering in corner of the garden]
Elrond-[Mood change: Bugs Bunny] What?s up Doc?
Gandalf-Bu-bu-but you were?..just??angry?and?then?the???.four?..legs?..and?.the?lion???????[Blinks] Nevermind.
Elrond-Good cause I got ta show ya my refurnished hole, oh, is it ever great! [Leads Gandalf off to a hole with a sign that says:
B. Bunny]
Gandalf and Frodo-[Shrug and follow the deranged Elrond into the rabbit hole]
Glorindiel-OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY Um, let?s just skip straight to the Council Day! I have a feeling that this chapter is going to be on the long side to begin with! Boy, you?ve got a real treat with this chapter! Here?s when I introduce the other nut cas-I mean, members of the Fellowship!
Karamono-Oh????????dear??????????I REALLY?????... ???????????.don?t want to know, do I?
Glorindiel-[Matter-of-factly] No.
Karamono-I thought so.
COUNCIL DAY????
Karamono-Oh, dear, I?m not going to stick around to watch this! [Disappears rather quickly]
Elrond-[Mood change: AOL Person] Goodbye [Like the AOL person]
Frodo-[Slaps him]
Elrond-[Mood change: VERY Truthful-type person] Oh, Frodo! That felt good! Do it again! [Tries to hug Frodo]
Frodo-[Ducks] Sicko!
Karamono-Need I say, watch your BOUNDARIES?!?!?!?
Glorindiel-[Gasping for breath from laughing SOOOOOOOO hard. Tears start to stream down her face] Ah, can it!
Elrond-Come back HOTTIE!
Karamono-[Slaps his forehead with his paw and grabs Elrond as he runs by, chasing a screaming Frodo]
Elrond-[Mood change]
Glorindiel-[Laughing too hard to type]
El
Elrond-
Elrond-[Mood change:
Glorindiel-Ok! Here it is!
Karamono-Hurry up and get my misery over!
Elrond-[Mood change: Barbie] Like, wow! [In a preppy voice] Was I like doing that? I like so need to calm down! See! I like broke a nail! [Flips hair really preppy-like]
Karamono-Poor people. Under the influence of Glorindiel. I feel for them deeply. [Yells to Glorindiel] STOP TWISTING AND TORTURING THEIR MINDS YOU FREAK!!!!!
Glorindiel-I?ll tell them about the whole ?Playing with dolls incident?!
Karamono-[Sweating bullets] Uh, Go right ahead and twist and torture, OK?
Glorindiel-Gotcha
Everyone arrives for the Council of the Deranged Lord Elrond?
Boromir-OHHHH! Nice place you have he-[Runs into the glass in between two pillars]
Frodo-This place is DANGEROUS!!
Boromir-?x_x?
Gimli-[Looks down at Boromir] Poor man, you need better eyesight. I have the ears of a fox and the eyes of a haw-[Runs into the same exact piece of glass]
Boromir-?x_x?
Gimli-?x_x?
Legolas-[Steps in, looking valiant] Mortals make many mistakes that we IMMORTALS don?t. like, for instance stepping into that piece of gla-[Runs into the glass too]
Boromir-?x_x?
Gimli-?x_x?
Legolas-?x_x?
Glorindiel-[Laughs so hard that she falls off her chair]
Karamono-STOP IT!!!!!!!
Glorindiel- I can?t help it!!!!!!!!![Laughing so hard that she?s crying a river]
Elrond-[Mood change: Yoda] Friends! [Does a back flip] Not with you, the Force was! [Shakes head sadly and does a cartwheel]
Boromir, Gimli, and Legolas-[Revive]
Legolas-Oh, no! I have a bump on my perfect forehead!
Gandalf-Can it, Pretty-Boy!
Legolas-[Sits down on a chair in a huff, pouting]
Elrond-Out of my chair, get you!![Shoos Legolas away from the throney-type thing to a folding chair far away]
Legolas-But I don?t like this chair!!![Kicks it]
Gimli-Sit down or I will cut off your oh-so-perfect-head with my axe!
Legolas-[Sits quickly. Too quickly for the old chair, and it collapses underneath him]
All at Council except Legolas-[Laugh till tears come pouring down every face]
Glorindiel-[Laughing even harder than that] Just a minute! I have to go to the bathroom BAD!!!![Gets up, then comes back after you hear a flush and the sink running] OK! I?m back!!!!!
Karamono-This is so messed up, you know that?
Glorindiel-[Nods, suffering another laugh attack]
Frodo-OK!!! I WILL TAKE THE RING BECAUSE I?M CLEARLY THE SANEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE OF MIDDLE-EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHO WILL COME WITH ME?!?!?!?!
Gandalf-I will.
Other members of the Fellowship besides the hobbits-Me, too
Sam-You?re not going without me!!!!
Frodo-Fine,[Sighs at the prospect of having to take Sam somewhere else on a LONG journey]
Merry-I?m coming too!
Frodo-[Stares blankly at the imbecile]
Pippin-Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![Runs down the stairs, then trips halfway down and comes rolling up to Frodo?s feet]
Frodo-[Walks to the glass pane and begins hitting his head repeatedly on it]
Elrond-[Mood change: Darth Vader] Frodo, [Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe] I am your father![Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe]
Frodo-[Stops hitting his head and runs to Elrond and hugs him] DADDY!!!!!!!!
Sam-Well, then, who?s his mother?
Elrond-[Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe] I [Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe] don?t [Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe] know [Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe]
Karamono-Stop breathing!!!!! It?s driving me crazy!!!
Elrond-[Mood change: Person who takes things very literally] [Stops breathing]
Frodo-So, we shall set forth at dawn!
Dawn tomorrow?
Frodo-Bye Elrond! Thanks for curing me!!!
Elrond-[Turning purple]
Karamono-[Slaps forehead with his paw, then yells at Elrond] Breathe, you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!
Elrond-[Gasping for breath, then getting really light-headed] Wheee!!!!!!!! Bye nice Fellowship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel- OK, there was a lot to that chapter that would make you question my sanity, isn?t there?
Karamono-I question your sanity without that chapter. Now I?m just plain scared of you.
Will the Fellowship?s quest fail????? Will Elrond ever be normal?????
Glorindiel-[Laughing evilly] NO!
Will anyone ever be saved from Glorindiel?s wrath????????
Glorindiel-[Evilly] NO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karamono-Please, someone, anyone who can hear me, HELP!!!!!!!!
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