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Date Posted: 05:05:05 12/20/07 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Wisconsin!
In reply to: kande 's message, "As everyone looks skyward..." on 02:36:21 12/19/07 Wed

"Are you crazy?!" Kande proclaims loudly. "Wisconsin is like the frozen tundra this time of year. I should know, I was just there visiting KS' other life." She shivers as the memories of the below zero temperatures and KS's demon child disguised as an angel in the church Xmas pageant bombard her teeny brain.

"Wait," Rabid grabs KS by the arm. She quickly drops her hand when KS raises both an eyebrow and the scalpel she's holding in a threatening manner. "I thought your other self lived in Oregon."

"She did, but they closed the libraries where she lived and they wound up moving," KM explains as she tears up the bill she was writing for Bubba for blocking an establishment's yard space with his vehicle. It is Xmas, after all. Then she remembers she hasn't received near enough presents yet and may need to buy herself something, so she rewrites it and stuffs it under the windshield wipers...at least, that's what she thinks they are.

Closed the libraries! Rabid reels from the thought. One hand clasped to her head, she puts the other on Bubba's spaceship. "Hey, the hood of this is still warm!"

Stardoe pulls herself away from her holy bleeper tracker for a moment. "Yes, Bubba, where were you going?"

Crapola. Bubba blinks, and quits trying to control the Shippervillians minds with thoughts of Wisconsin. Damn single-minded humans, he snarls. If only he'd had 8 tiny reindeer, he could have blown this popcicle stand. He starts to gesture, then gives a think whistle of despair. He's too late!

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Replies:

Something is seen overhead -- Kande's Sis, 18:54:20 12/24/07 Mon
- "Actually..." begins kande. -- kande, 12:42:15 12/26/07 Wed
  - "Oh dear!" says Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 04:53:53 12/27/07 Thu
    - Wait, what am I saying? Kande says. -- Kande's Sis, 12:25:15 12/27/07 Thu
    - "All right, that's enough." -- kande, 12:28:13 12/27/07 Thu
      - KS is almost back to normal -- Kande's Sis, 12:49:39 12/27/07 Thu
        As Kande begins to speak... -- Stardoe, 05:45:04 12/31/07 Mon
        KS falls for the diversion -- kenamom, 08:19:29 12/31/07 Mon
        Nice, very nice -- Kande's Sis, 14:52:41 12/31/07 Mon
        Meet Gary the drunk car salesman.... -- KM, happy 2007 is coming to an end...., 18:44:21 12/31/07 Mon
        OK KS, the car's loaded -- Kande's Sis, 12:24:20 01/04/08 Fri
        While the Mayor ponders the mystery -- Kande's Sis, 05:08:41 01/09/08 Wed