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Date Posted: 18:54:20 12/24/07 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Something is seen overhead
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Wisconsin!" on 05:05:05 12/20/07 Thu

"Is it?" The Mayor says in a hushed voice.

"I think..yes...I believe it is!" Kande is over by the fireplace, trembling with joy at the thought of all the presents she should be getting.

KS whips out her super-duper spy binoculars and peers out the window. "There's some kind of fat guy out there with some critters with horns on their heads."

Suddenly, a clattering is heard on the roof. "Stand back!" KS demands, shoving tourists behind her for safety. She hauls out her .45 magnum and a flamethrower for good measure. "I'll take care of this." She starts to stride over to the fireplace.

"NO!" Rabid, CW, Stardoe, Kande, and the Mayor all tackle her before she gets to the edge of the bricks. Det starts to tackle her as well, but trips over Bubba's big toe. The little alien starts hopping around, shrieking a high-pitched whistle. The Shippervillians start rolling around in a big ball duking it out with KS, scooping Det into the middle on their first round. A hand swinging a pair of handcuffs thrusts itself from the melee', when a loud "Ahem!" is heard.

The Mayor is the first to poke her head out from under Kande's large tummy. "Santa?"

"Santa!" Rabid starts scrambling to her feet, only to be hauled back by her long hair.

"Me! Me! ME!" Kande starts shrieking. She has been waiting all fricking day, after all. She squishes the Mayor on her way up, causing a loud round of cursing and fine scribbling. "Santa?"

Her questioning tone causes all the Shippervillians to stop what they're doing. They all stare at the red-clad sock monkey standing in front of them.

KS is the first to speak her mind. "Santa's a sock monkey?"

A slow grin splits Kande's face. "I'm a genius!" she shrieks. "I'm the creator of Santa Monkey! Now I'm sure to clean up in my stocking." She grabs the stocking out of the Santa Monkey's hand and starts yanking out items.

"Wait a minute!" the look on her face is priceless. "Monkey caca and bananas?"

The others are pulling out wonderful gifts and oohing and ahing. Everyone, that is, except KS.

"Hey Monkey, where's mine?" She's one step away from blowing the monkey away, Santa or no, when the Monkey gives her a note. "Waddaya mean Santa thought I still lived in Oregon? I sent him a change of address!"

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Replies:

"Actually..." begins kande. -- kande, 12:42:15 12/26/07 Wed
- "Oh dear!" says Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 04:53:53 12/27/07 Thu
  - Wait, what am I saying? Kande says. -- Kande's Sis, 12:25:15 12/27/07 Thu
  - "All right, that's enough." -- kande, 12:28:13 12/27/07 Thu
    - KS is almost back to normal -- Kande's Sis, 12:49:39 12/27/07 Thu
      - As Kande begins to speak... -- Stardoe, 05:45:04 12/31/07 Mon
        KS falls for the diversion -- kenamom, 08:19:29 12/31/07 Mon
        Nice, very nice -- Kande's Sis, 14:52:41 12/31/07 Mon
        Meet Gary the drunk car salesman.... -- KM, happy 2007 is coming to an end...., 18:44:21 12/31/07 Mon
        OK KS, the car's loaded -- Kande's Sis, 12:24:20 01/04/08 Fri
        While the Mayor ponders the mystery -- Kande's Sis, 05:08:41 01/09/08 Wed