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Date Posted: 03:41:42 09/03/02 Tue
Author: kande
Subject: Stardoe tosses a caribou into the water to distract the crocodiles.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "The three hang their heads" on 08:44:42 08/31/02 Sat

She reaches down and heaves KS out of the water.

"Oomph! How much do you weight, anyway?" Stardoe rubs the small of her back.

"My cammies are just waterlogged," KS indignantly replies. She quickly checks her utility belt to make sure nothing has been lost. "Now, where are these intruders?"

Stardoe sighs. "No intruders. Just the mayor, your sister, and the dominatrix."

"Sounds like a good name for a rock band."

"Hokay." Stardoe returns to her lab, with KS not far behind, to find the three intruders huddled around a monitor. "Hey, what's going on here?"

Kenamom turns to her. Her face is all red. "Do you see who's in my office?" she sputters. "Do you see?! Do you see who's sitting in MY chair?" Her trembling hand points toward the screen.

Stardoe steps closer, while KS puts on her reading glasses.

"Well, I'll be!" drawls Stardoe. On the screen is Bubba, wearing shirt and tie, hard at work on mayoral-like things.

"When I get my hands on him....!" Kenamom mimes throttling the beloved alien.

"Hold on one second," says Kande in a most calm and reassuring tone. "I think we can use this to our advantage."

"How so?" asks CW as she flings one end of her feather boa over her shoulder.

"Simple. All we need to do is..."

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Replies:

"Continue to let him work." -- Kande's Sis, 21:28:57 09/03/02 Tue
- I thinks...... -- Stardoe, 04:16:08 09/06/02 Fri
  - Ooh...a celebrity in our midst! -- Kande's Sis coos, 12:29:40 09/06/02 Fri
    - CW, Kande and Stardoe pale at the news -- Kande's Sis, sniffling, 11:20:20 09/08/02 Sun
      - "Sweetie!" Bubba screams as he runs into the room. -- kande, 04:26:01 09/09/02 Mon
        Pronounced dead at 12:43 p.m. on September 8 -- Kande's Sis, 06:56:38 09/09/02 Mon
        Kande jumps at this -- CW, 08:00:22 09/09/02 Mon
        Not realizing that boxer dogs are notorious jumpers -- Kande's Sis, 20:46:12 09/09/02 Mon
        Later, Stardoe quietly closes the door under the staircase. -- kande, 03:45:04 09/13/02 Fri
        Kenamom moves closer to the structure -- Property assessment tables in hand, 09:15:03 09/13/02 Fri
        The crowd moves to the periwinkle bush -- Kande's Sis, 21:58:36 09/13/02 Fri
        A clump of CW's hair is thrown by an unseen hand. -- kande, 13:19:26 09/16/02 Mon
        Bubba overcomes his despair and throws himself bodily... -- Kande's Sis, 22:00:51 09/16/02 Mon