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Date Posted: 08:45:03 05/05/03 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis, tipping the guard $100 Canadian
Subject: He's a legal illegal, if you know what I mean
In reply to: KM, who has happily been invaded. 's message, "The dark sedan races North." on 22:39:25 05/04/03 Sun

The guard winks at KS. "I know exactly what you mean. You four have a good visit," the guard tips his hat as KS guns it, fishtailing away from customs.

"You don't think he noticed the tank I've got strapped to the top of the car, do you?" KS asks worriedly, as she puts Kande's billfold back in her fanny pack. She steers with one knee as she uses Kande's comb to brush her bangs off her forehead.

"He was focused on Bubba," Kande whispers back, afraid to wake Bubba now that he's finally fallen into a troubled sleep. She looks tenderly back at her little Klub worker. His brows are knotted in sleep and he gives a little whine every time S.O.'s flailing arms hit him as she jives in her seat to a suicide Wilco song.

"Perhaps news of the riots have already reached him," KS says grimly, as she checks Bubba out in the rearview mirror. Then she notices her blood-red lipstick has gone dull and she uses Kande's lip gloss to give them a good onceover. "Now, where do I turn?"

Kande directs KS to a row of townhouses. Everything is quiet. Too quiet. The four glance around and then Kande and KS look at each other. KS fingers her holstered gun sitting low on her hip.

Kande, KS, and S.O. exit the car cautiously. Bubba elects to sit guard over KS's weapons. Kande looks at the directions and points in the direction of one house with a basketball hoop in front.

"The Mayor doesn't play basketball," KS says slowly. "This can mean only one thing."

"Exactly," Kande says as the door begins to open.

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A munchkin stands in the doorway, butt-naked. -- kande, 09:02:53 05/05/03 Mon
- From the dark corner a green face appears. -- kenamom, 23:08:15 05/05/03 Mon
  - SO is behind the wheel of the gigantic orange station wagon. -- kande, 07:42:10 05/06/03 Tue
    - The trio drive towards the dam -- Kande's Sis, chortling, 07:57:43 05/06/03 Tue
      - In glee, B3 lifts KM up on his shoulders -- kenamom, 09:40:18 05/06/03 Tue
        Kande, KS, and SO bicker over what to do next. -- kande, 18:21:50 05/07/03 Wed
        Aaaiiiii! -- Kande's Sis screams at the end of the precipice, 19:18:38 05/07/03 Wed
        In case you're wondering: An aside -- Kande's Sis, 20:42:34 05/07/03 Wed
        "I'v Got It!" -- A lightbulb goes off over KM's head, 23:26:30 05/07/03 Wed
        Kenamom and SO reach for the hooded sweatshirt. -- kande, 07:57:56 05/08/03 Thu
        The bears yawn and continue their x-rated activities -- Kande's Sis holding forth on U.S. policy, 08:36:51 05/08/03 Thu
        "THATS ENOUGH" -- kenamom yells, 09:24:25 05/08/03 Thu
        As the sisters and S.O. hurtle down the highway -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:06 05/09/03 Fri
        Shawn and the Mayor sip tea in the sunshine... -- kenamom, offering Shawn a little spirit for her tea, 19:11:36 05/10/03 Sat
        The triumphant trio splits up in Portland -- kande, 03:54:08 05/12/03 Mon
        Back at her Oregon retreat -- Kande's Sis, 14:16:38 05/12/03 Mon