Unbeknownst to Bubba, KM and CW enter the klub via the secret entrance. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 12:59:53 05/30/02 Thu
Author: kande
Subject: Unbeknownst to Bubba, KM and CW enter the klub via the secret entrance.
In reply to: kenamom, listening in to the yet undiscovered transmitter 's message, ""I KNEW IT"" on 11:03:23 05/30/02 Thu

Kenamom puts an arm out to stop CW from walking into the bar area. She puts her finger to her lips, indicating that CW should keep quiet. Responding to CW's puzzled look, Kenamom points toward the stage. CW looks, then claps a hand over her mouth to stifle her giggles.

Bubba is onstage, wearing a floor-length fur coat, tight purple bell bottoms, and some large-framed glasses with tinted lenses. The bar is dark, lit only by the spotlight pointed at Bubba. The opening notes of a well-known song are heard.

"He isn't!" CW whispers. Kenamom raises an eyebrow at CW, then turns back to the stage.

Bubba lifts the microphone to his mouth, then begins lip-syncing: "Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? Shaft!"

"Can you dig it?" Kenamom half-whispers, half-guffaws to CW.

CW manages to say, "Shut yo' mouth!" before bursting into laughter.

Onstage, Bubba freezes. He looks around, trying to find the source of the laughter that is echoing around the empty klub. He backs out of the spotlight, then takes off running.

Kenamom reaches behind her and turns on the lights. CW is wiping her eyes. They look at each other and start laughing again.

"Please tell me you have a camera hidden in the klub!" CW says while holding her side. Unable to speak, Kenamom gives her a thumbs up.

Meanwhile, back with the socialists, KS and SMH can only see KM and CW rolling on the floor. "Crappy audio. What do you suppose they are doing?" KS frowns at her eyeball video camera monitor.

Just then, SMH comes around the corner. KS glances up and says, "Hey, SMH." KS's head suddenly snaps up and her eyes are wide open. "What th...?" KS looks at the SMH standing next to her and at the SMH who just walked by. Before she can say anything else, two more SMHs walk by. KS drops the eyeball and begins backing toward the wall. She tries to reach for one of her guns, only to find her holster is empty. The SMH holding the eyeball is also holding the gun.

"Just settle down. This is all part of our grand plan."

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Replies:

Oh crap. They've been breeding again. -- The name change queen, 16:58:49 05/30/02 Thu
- KS wanders into the town square and finds herself surrounded by SMHs. -- kande, 12:17:48 05/31/02 Fri
  - Loosening her razor-sharp sabre from it's scabbard -- Squawk-un, 07:19:09 06/01/02 Sat
    - Kande and Bubba are halfway to the club in the middle of the street when there is an ominous rumbling of the ground... -- Rabid, passed out drunk under a Mulder clone, 19:00:18 06/01/02 Sat
      - As Whats-her-name tries to leave the lab -- kenamom,slapping off the Mulder clones passes, 08:56:59 06/03/02 Mon
        KS pulls the cushion out of the seat of her pants -- No-name, 20:33:23 06/03/02 Mon
        KS whips around to see one of the Peacock boys pointing at her. -- kande, 03:13:13 06/04/02 Tue
        One of the SMH clones peeks in on KS... -- The oh-so-clever one, 19:43:42 06/04/02 Tue
        Kenamom notices her full wastebasket -- kenamom, 12:57:35 06/05/02 Wed
        and Kande bursts into song! -- Slimey (not the worm from Sesame Street), 21:11:58 06/05/02 Wed
        "ARG" slimy yells as she falls (again) to the ground with a thud -- kenamom, shaking out her wrists, 20:40:39 06/06/02 Thu
        "Hey you two" -- CW, 20:27:01 06/07/02 Fri
        The door of the klub bursts open -- The Cloned One, 07:25:38 06/08/02 Sat
        KM *accidently* trips over KS's extended foot -- The innocent one, 07:41:17 06/08/02 Sat
        CW coshes Kande over the head... -- The Literary One, 19:12:35 06/08/02 Sat
        KS and the Mayor look at each other in horror -- For brevity's sake...KS, 22:00:12 06/09/02 Sun