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Date Posted: 00:15:20 02/25/02 Mon
Author: Stardoe with no clue as to what has been going on here.
Subject: Kapow!
In reply to: kenamom is sitting with her feet up on her desk 's message, "Back in her office trying to tune in the Olympics" on 12:02:13 02/24/02 Sun

Bubba falls in a mangled heap onto the footpath outside the Mayoral window. Stardoe, who is galloping madly on her takhi ,to see the mayor, decided this would be a good time to try out her new sonic lazer beam bazooka she wihipped up last week.
"Well it works" she smiles as she leaps off the takhi and bounds up the stairs to the Mayoral abode.
She throws open the door.
"Doesn't anybody ever knock?" screeches the mayor from her geriatric recliner. She flicks a pop corn at Stardoe and adjusts the reception on her set.
"Stupid bloody game" snorts Stardoe as she eyes the over padded jocks whacking a little black thing around the ice.
She walks over to the TV and changes the station.
"Oh look mayor. Here are the highlights of the ski jumping ceremony. Oh, is that an Australian flag being risen HIGHER that those two Canadian ones? Oh my! And Australia doesn't even have snow. " she chortles and pats KM on the back. " WEll none to speak of. hee hee hee"
Kenamom, choking on her popcorn, stumbles her way to the TV set.
In her haste, she falls and Stardoe races past her to win control of the set. They stuggle over the knobs until Scullystar interrupts.
"What are you two doing? Don't you realise that you both are in big trouble for breaking human rights laws and I am going to sue you on behalf of Rabid. " bleats the over righteous Scullystar.
"Oh go back to your paintings and let us get on with the torture" snaps Stardoe.
"YOu idiot!" whispers KM. "Don't say torture. She's already got us both on a pack of charges and you are blathering torture all over the country side. "
Stardoe wrests the channel nob off KM once again "Just who is incharge here anyway? " she croaks at KM. "You're the mayor and I am the sheriff. If she gets too noisy I'll have KS take care of her. NOw get away from this TV coz I've got stuff to discuss with you about Rabid's treatment. "

Both stand up and stare at Scullystar who has begun to doodle Astro boy pictures all over the office wall.
"Scullystar" they both yell.
Scullystar does not move. She does not hear. She does not see.
"Oh no." says KM." She's in anime catatonia."
"Don't you mean 'oh yes' ?" replies Stardoe. "Now we can get on with our experiments without her meddling. "
KM shrugs, "They say curiosity killed the cat so I guess it would be too dangerous to wonder why she has suddenly become like this."
"Too right" says Stardoe as they huddle together to go over Stardoe's notes on the latest Rabid developments.

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Replies:

And then she admitted to all those murders in Antartica -- Kande's Sis, 13:19:56 02/28/02 Thu
- Can we have a theme party? -- Stardoe, 23:56:25 02/28/02 Thu
  - If we have a winter party, maybe we could -- CW, 20:09:51 03/01/02 Fri
    - Stardoe wondered what she could give as a present. -- Stardoe, 01:19:22 03/03/02 Sun
      - KS puts the finishing touches on her birthday list -- Kande's Sis, 09:15:18 03/03/02 Sun
        As JD crosses the street to the assassin-mobile... -- kande, 04:30:30 03/04/02 Mon
        Rabid strolls away from the stolen vehicle... -- Rabid, back in time to collect presents..., 11:51:05 03/04/02 Mon
        KM peruses Rabid's list -- Stardoe, 00:23:18 03/05/02 Tue
        KS clutches at JD on his hospital bed -- Kande's Sis, 06:20:09 03/06/02 Wed
        CW roams through the park stabbing litter with her size 1103 knitting needles. -- Stardoe, 01:06:01 03/07/02 Thu
        Back at the klub... -- kande, 03:19:41 03/07/02 Thu
        KM's eyes widen as she hears the news -- Kande's Sis, 07:31:03 03/07/02 Thu
        Kande slips on the stairs and takes a header... -- Rabid, the Immortal Librarian, 21:27:23 03/07/02 Thu
        As the ambulance arrives at the Shipperville Hospital -- kenamom, who ACED HER MIDTERMS, 22:24:37 03/07/02 Thu
        "Wait! I just realized something," kande says, looking around the waiting room. -- kande, 04:40:21 03/08/02 Fri
        "Wow! A Hamster!!!" yells Stardoe and .... -- Stardoe, 02:23:01 03/09/02 Sat
        Ooh! For me? -- Kande's Sis screams in glee, 08:43:27 03/09/02 Sat