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Date Posted: 06:40:48 08/08/01 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis, who saw it all through the window
Subject: Oh Puh-leaze!
In reply to: kande 's message, "After completing the necessary paperwork," on 03:50:12 08/08/01 Wed

Watching Kande hand Bubba the safety goggles, KS stands outside the klub front window and pretends to gag. Seeing her out of the corner of her eye, Kande makes furious shooing motions with her hand. When this doesn't work, she says a hearty "Now get back to work, Bubba!" and sidles over to the door.

Throwing aside the door, Kande strides over to KS and grabs her by the shirt front and shakes her back and forth.

"I know what you were doing!" KS taunts, as her head rattles. "You were just saving yourself from being sued. You aren't interested in Bubba's safety."

"So?" Kande roars. "I just paid a small fortune in unmarked bills to get all my stuff back, thanks to you and KM. I oughta wring your neck!" Then she proceeds to do just that.

"Tsk, tsk," says a soft voice behind the two. Kande drops KS, who lies on the ground and rubs her neck, faking a dire injury. The truth is, Kande just isn't strong enough to do much damage.

Kande turns and eyes KM, who is looking pretty spiffy in a black leather suit. "YOU! Why I oughta..."

KM tosses an application at her. "Enter the bitch parade," she finishes Kande's sentence for her. "Given what I just saw, you certainly qualify."

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Replies:

Kande takes the lead...... -- kenamom, reading the latest polls just in, 10:06:15 08/08/01 Wed
- "But I haven't even registered for the parade!" Kande sputters. -- kande, 03:57:32 08/09/01 Thu
  - "I have to come up with something extra bitchy now" -- kenamom, contemplating bitchiness in her spacious office, 09:38:55 08/09/01 Thu
    - A light bulb goes on over KM's head... -- Rabid, back from her lovely vacation., 17:26:27 08/09/01 Thu
      - Ring ring! Ring ring! -- kande, 04:42:32 08/10/01 Fri
        KS looks at her float in dismay -- Kande's Sis, holding her head, 07:41:15 08/10/01 Fri
        JD looks down at the unconcious body of his beloved... -- Rabid, still screeching at the Library, 09:56:00 08/10/01 Fri
        JD looks around for his sweetie -- Kande's Sis, 08:07:46 08/11/01 Sat
        The crowd is quiet as they enter the klub..... -- kenamom, a CANADIAN, 08:41:21 08/11/01 Sat
        In the back of the room... -- Kande's Sis, 18:32:09 08/12/01 Sun
        As IOT hands kande and KS citations, Bubba saunters over to the cd player. -- kande, 03:52:59 08/15/01 Wed
        Blame Canada???? For what???? -- kenamom, reading off a long long lost, 09:24:48 08/15/01 Wed