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Date Posted: 07:27:28 08/14/03 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis, doing the mentioned sulking
Subject: KS sulks behind the counter
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "The library door opens and a burst of cold air blows through" on 09:53:57 08/13/03 Wed

Mulder quickly takes charge of the situation and begins giving Scully and one of the library clerks directions. He begins to rope off sections of the library with crime scene tape.

"Hey!" KS is stirred to action. "You can't rope off the children's section. We have storytime at," she looks at her watch which tells time in military time, "1400 hours."

Mulder ignores her, gets down on one knee holding onto William and dips a finger into the green ooze that is dripping from beneath one of the library tables. He brings it to his nose and makes a face. "We'll need a sample of this to analyze back at the lab," he informs Scully.

KS comes to stand next to him. "I can tell you right now what it is. Gum."

Mulder looks right at her, taking in her outdated librarian outfit and sneers. "We're the feds. We don't need your help." Scully gives KS a sympathetic pat as she scrapes some of the ooze onto a slide. She, too, knows it's gum, but perhaps it has the abductor's DNA on it.

KS glances over at Bubba and the Mayor. The Mayor is idly flipping through a book and marking pages by turning over a small scrap of the edge. Bubba deliberately takes something out of his mouth and sticks it beneath the table edge.

KS eyes Bubba coldly and then motions to Mulder. "I think there's some more of that ooze under that table over there," she says, pointing to the table Bubba has just defiled. Mulder eagerly goes over and looks.

"Here's some more, Scully, and it's still warm. Those abductors must have been here not too long ago."

KS rolls her eyes and then gathers up materials for storytime. The front door opens and allows a gush of tiny people in, whooping and yelling. "Sssshhhhhh!" KS warns them.

Then she gets an idea. She walks over to Mulder and piles the materials in his arms. "I think that mob over there may have had something to do with Rabid's abduction. Maybe you should read some of this to them and observe their reactions."

"Good idea," Mulder tells her approvingly. "Aliens are allergic to hearing books read. If one of them gets up and starts scratching, I'll know we have him." He sits down in the children's section with William and begins reading "Goodnight Moon."

Scully sidles over to KS who has just removed her outdated librarian's garb by jerking it loose from the velcro strips that held it together at her sides. She's now dressed in her normal attire of blazing white tee shirt and cami's, army boots and artillery belt. Scully leans over and whispers "I've never seen children wear biking leathers and tattoos, not to mention all the piercings."

KS whispers back: "That's because they're not children. They're midgets, or to be politically correct: little people. They come in every day at this time. Rabid used to read children's books to them every day too, thinking they were children. I suspect they used the gum to bind and gag her, then carried her Gulliver-style to their biker hangout in the hills. I think Mulder is about to get the same treatment."

Sure enough, the bikers gently remove William from the carrier on Mulder's chest, roll Mulder in gum, and carry him over their heads out the door. In a few moments, the roar of motorcycles is heard.

Scully sighs. "Damn, you're good. Guess I should follow them and get Rabid and Mulder back." She straightens her shoulders, picks up William, and leaves. KS smiles grimly and turns towards the Mayor and Bubba.

"Now about those fines..." she says menacingly, bouncing a grenade up and down in her hand.

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