"Lalalalalalala! I can't hear you!" kande yells while covering her ears. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 04:56:21 12/21/01 Fri
Author: kande
Subject: "Lalalalalalala! I can't hear you!" kande yells while covering her ears.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Oh look! All these sock-type gifts have Kande's name on them!" on 21:58:03 12/19/01 Wed

"See what you've done?" KS puts her hands on her hips. "Now every time somebody starts to say something she's going to do that. What were you people thinking?" With this last question, KS tosses down a package that appears to contain socks.

"Lalalalalala!"

"Somebody is a little cranky today," murmurs CW. "Did she give up caffeine a wee bit early?"

"Maybe she shouldn't go cold turkey. Weaning is best," says kenamom as her knitting needles clack furiously.

"Lalalalalalala!"

"Eggnog anyone?" Detoured holds a fresh batch of eggnog in one hand and a stack of glasses in the other. Heads nod all around the klub. Detoured begins distributing glasses and pouring the eggnog. As she approaches Rabid, the package KS threw down begins to smoke and wiggle. Detoured doesn't see it. When she's about three feet from Rabid, the package shoots out a string which wraps itself around a chair leg. Detoured trips over the string, spins around, and begins juggling the glasses and jug of eggnog.

"Hey! I'm juggling!"

"Lalalalalala!"

The package starts tossing gifts at Detoured, who deftly weaves them into her juggling sequence. The roar of a chain saw is heard, then the saw is seen flying through the air in the direction of Detoured.

"Ooo! This ought to be good!" says DBTL, settling in for the show.

"Lalalalalala! I can't hear you!"

Kande, ears still covered, doesn't hear the chain saw over her chanting. She backs up toward the bar and bumps into Detoured. The juggling balancing act falls apart and gifts and glasses begin falling. The chain saw seems to move in slow motion toward Detoured. Detoured manages to grab the saw by the handle at the same time she slips on the spilt eggnog. She falls on her back, still holding the roaring saw. The saw is an inch from her nose when Bubba comes over and pushes the off button.

"I'm ok!"

"Lalalalalala!"

Just then, the bar goes dark and strobe lights light up the stage. The thump-thump-thump of a bass beat is heard. Scully appears onstage, soon followed by Doggett and Reyes following at her heels. The Lone Gunmen appear behind Doggett and Reyes, all stepping in time to the beat. Scully begins dancing, followed by Doggett and Reyes.

"No no no no!" Detoured yells, stopping the dance before the Lone Gunmen can start. "John, you dance like Elaine on Seinfeld, only not as good. What did I tell you?"

"Mumble mumble mumble," mumbles Doggett.

"I can't hear you!" yells kande.

"You told me to count," says Doggett, staring at his feet.

"That's right. One-two-three...One-two-three..." Detoured smacks her right hand in the palm of the left hand on the one-beat. "Now, all of you, go back and try again. We must get this right for Christmas Eve. Chop chop!"

The dancers trudge offstage.

"You know, Detoured, I think the problem isn't the dancing." CW looks at Detoured over her half-glasses. "The problem is that song."

"What's wrong with that song?" Detoured asks defensively.

"The Hokey Pokey? You need to jazz things up a bit, use a more 'today' kind of song." CW resumes her knitting.

"Lalalalalalala!"

"Hmm....Aha! I've got it!" Detoured runs toward the stage, trips over a glass and somersaults into chair occupied by Kenamom.

"I'm ok!"

"Dammit! You made me drop a stitch!" Kenamom quickly writes up a fine and flings it at Detoured.

"Lalalalalala!"

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Replies:

"Now, now, now--none of this. -- CW (reposting from above), 21:12:25 12/21/01 Fri
- The crowd gathers up purses and prepares to go to the mall -- Kande's Sis, 07:13:09 12/22/01 Sat
  - Twas the night before Christmas and all thru Shipperville -- kande, 04:32:52 12/24/01 Mon
    - AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW -- kenamom, 07:46:47 12/24/01 Mon
      - That was good!!! -- DBTL, 16:58:59 12/24/01 Mon
        "Whaddaya mean, strange sense of humor?" KS asks, all indignant like. -- kande, 04:13:57 12/27/01 Thu
        "Well, Look what I got!" -- kenamom, walking around the room like Cindy Crawford., 09:48:15 12/27/01 Thu
        "Why?" -- CW still laughing at the great poem!, 09:56:40 12/27/01 Thu
        Ooh, wouldn't you like to know? -- KS says mischeviously, 10:28:34 12/27/01 Thu
        "A little higher on the left," instructs kande. -- kande, 11:54:28 12/27/01 Thu
        Later...as Kande is rolled into surgery -- Kande's Sis, 08:12:09 12/28/01 Fri
        Lets get this Farwell for Bud/New Years Eve Party going! -- kenamom, darting in to the closet to change., 08:18:34 12/28/01 Fri
        Deep in her drug-induced slumber... -- Kande's Sis, 09:03:56 12/28/01 Fri
        Kande grabs a crutch and begins swinging it around wildly. -- kande, hobbling around home on crutches *sniff*, 07:46:25 12/29/01 Sat
        KM fingers the solid gold, diamond-encrusted watch in her pocket -- Kande's Sis, 10:53:56 12/30/01 Sun
        "Oh, for Pete's sake!" says KS. -- kande, 03:52:00 01/02/02 Wed
        Look, there are little animals running around! -- Kenamom, 08:06:56 01/02/02 Wed
        The Who's in Whoville are missing and presumed dead! -- Kande's Sis, 18:42:57 01/02/02 Wed