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Date Posted: 03:17:57 08/31/01 Fri
Author: kande, who is swamped at work right now -- honest!
Subject: Kande storms out of the MSR Chateau without apologizing to Rabid.
In reply to: kenamom 's message, ""OUCH" kande screams as Scully yanks the tiny sliver out." on 10:46:12 08/30/01 Thu

"That Scully! SHE should have won the Queen Bitch title, not me! How dare she use me like that! Why I oughta..." Kande has reached the klub, whining and muttering the whole way. "Gave myself a splinter for nothing! NOTHING!" With that, she slams the door to her office. Bubba, not knowing what has happened, listens with mouth agape as Kande slides home the three deadbolts and puts on the security chain. Bubba then catches sight of himself in the mirror behind the bar. He closes his mouth, then mugs at his reflection.

KS comes into the klub. "Where's Kande?" she asks. Bubba points to the office. KS goes over and tries the handle. Locked. She begins pounding on the door. "Kande! Kande Rae, you open this door right now!"

"Go away! I'm busy!" comes the muffled voice.

"How dare you not invite me, your only sister, to your Bitch Celebration party!"

"Get lost! I'm working on my acceptance speech!"

"When mom hears about this...!" KS fumes.

"When mom hears about this," Kande mocks back. "For the last time, GO AWAY! I don't have any time right now!"

Just as KS is about to begin a new round of door pounding, the floor gives way under her feet. She gives a girly scream as she falls into blackness.

"Finally, some peace and quiet. Now, where was I?" Kande picks up her pencil. "Ah! 'My adoring throng of minions and underlings. I couldn't care less about this award you bestow upon me today. In fact, I may use the trophy as a catfood bowl.'"

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