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Date Posted: 07:00:56 08/31/01 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: KS falls out of the Klub chute into the garbage
In reply to: kande, who is swamped at work right now -- honest! 's message, "Kande storms out of the MSR Chateau without apologizing to Rabid." on 03:17:57 08/31/01 Fri

"Wow!" KS roots around for a moment in the garbage. "I can't believe Kande is throwing away this perfectly good leather jacket! She must have outgrown it," KS tries on the jacket which fits her perfectly.

Back in the Klub, Kande is still working on her acceptance speech when an idea hits her. She unlocks her door and sticks her head out to yell at Bubba, "Where'd KS go?"

Bubba does an elaborate pantomime, ending with a somersault into the garbage can next to the bar. Kande rubs her nose. "Oh yeah, I forgot I hit the switch to the trap door. Go get her!" she demands of Bubba. Bubba hops up, salutes, and shortly comes back holding KS by the collar of the leather coat. She's also wearing a pair of Kande's old jeans, shirt, and Doc Martens.

Kande starts to get angry, remembers her plan, and then gives KS a grimace-like smile. KS eyes her suspiciously.

"Sis, you've hurt people before, right?" Kande says winningly.

"Yeaaahhh," KS drawls out the word.

"You've broken arms before, right?" Kande continues.

"You can't blame Rabid's arm on me!" KS crosses her arms defensively. "There were witnesses to what you did."

Kande puts out her hands placatingly. "No, no, I'm not blaming you. I want you to break my arm."

"Nope, no can do," KS says firmly.

"Why not?" Kande is outraged that her sister won't even consider her request. "You've done it to other people."

"Those people paid me to break OTHER people's arms," KS rolls her eyes.

Kande digs around in her pocket, coming up with 20 cents and a linty certs which she promptly sticks in her mouth. She holds out the coins "I'll pay you."

"It costs $300 for an arm break," KS informs her. "But's that's not why I won't break your arm."

"What! $300! That's highway robbery!" Kande sputters.

"I won't break your arm because of the Assassin's code," KS says primly. "The code is 'Show No Mercy.'"

"You never show me mercy! Since when have you gotten all code-y and ethical," Kande stomps around the bar.

"You just want Scully to fawn all over you like she does Rabid," KS throws back at Kande.

"If you won't break my arm, I'll find someone who will," and with that, Kande slams out of the Klub. KS and Bubba look at each other, wondering who in Shipperville would do such a thing.

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Kande goes and sits on the bank of the lake -- Stardoe, 16:32:01 08/31/01 Fri
- Kande is perched at the end of the bed in the ER when... -- Kande's Sis, 20:36:20 08/31/01 Fri
  - KS hears kande approaching and ducks behind her desk. -- kenamom, who saw it all., 14:49:05 09/03/01 Mon
    - Kande taps on the podium with her nuclear reactor cast -- Kande's Sis, 19:36:39 09/05/01 Wed
      - With Max from Dark Angel like stealth, Kande spies on her sister. -- kande, 03:24:20 09/10/01 Mon
        Kande attempts to stand but finds it difficult witht he nuclear weapon strapped to her arm and the suction cups on her knees. -- KM - washing her hands then using kandes tshirt to dry them, 14:12:05 09/10/01 Mon
        KS smirks to herself -- Kande's Sis, 06:55:59 09/11/01 Tue
        Bing-bong! Bing-bong! -- kande, trying to get back to normal, 03:29:24 09/14/01 Fri
        Bubba drags the basket with Rabid and co. to KS's Victorian -- Kande's Sis, 07:16:53 09/14/01 Fri
        Bubba is pouring rootbeer with one hand, shoveling food into a series of famished and screeching slugs with the other... -- Rabid, in the wicker basket at the Klub, 10:58:08 09/15/01 Sat
        All gasp as KS loses her footing and falls after the sealed device -- Kande's Sis, reporting from the depths of Mt. Krychek, 09:05:46 09/16/01 Sun
        Kande goes back into the klub and resumes her place behind the bar. -- kande, 04:28:28 09/24/01 Mon
        The hideous creature moves slowly towards kande -- kenamom, 07:17:52 09/24/01 Mon
        Knitting furiously, the pair decided that the best thing to do -- CW who has no clue how a k1p1k2p2 would even look., 17:47:06 09/24/01 Mon
        Sounds like a waffle weave to me! (NT) -- kenamom who is taking a quick break from studying, 20:41:21 09/24/01 Mon
        Bubba scurries back with the tea. -- kande, 03:53:51 09/25/01 Tue
        All gather round the melted lump of lead -- Kande's Sis, 20:54:04 09/25/01 Tue
        Just then, Stardoe mosies in after a busy morning mucking out her stables. -- Stardoe, 04:52:14 09/26/01 Wed
        Deep in the bowels of Mt. Krychek -- Kande's Sis, 21:02:34 09/26/01 Wed
        "oh your're right" says Islandgirl -- Stardoe, 04:11:46 09/28/01 Fri
        Re: All gasp as KS loses her footing and falls after the sealed device -- kryek (moodty), 01:24:03 08/26/08 Tue