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Date Posted: 04:18:27 07/05/02 Fri
In reply to:
's message, "Re: The Script begins" on 09:59:14 07/02/02 Tue
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>Tim and Greg are now in a Holiday Inn. They're
>wearing robes and they've had a few drinks. They are
>addressing eachother by the wrong names now, for no
>apparent reason.
>
>Tim
>Dave, You're going to fuck my ass
>
>Greg
>Matt, I sure am
>
>Tim and greg start assfucking. This goes on for 4
>hours. When they finish they take a shower and order
>some fucking ROOM SERVICE!!
>
>Not really though.
After this stretch of assfucking in all the glory of cinemascope, CHRIS TAYLOR exits the bathroom also in a bathrobe, though it looks as if he has not showered in some time.
Greg and Tim are passed out on the beds, their assholes bleeding like vaginas on the rag.
Chris Taylor smirks at our intrepid heroes and then addresses the camera.
CHRIS
Thankth folkth, I think we all have learned a lethon from thethe two boyth. Quite thimply, it'th hard to athfuck if you're wearing thweatpanth. They tholved the problem nithely by tearing holeth wherever they could and beating each other into thubmithion the retht of the timeth. I'm gonna let thethe two angelth thleep thith one off. Tho now, without further delay, ladieth and gentlemen, I thay to you, ON WITH THE THOW!!
Chris looks very happy, but suddenly his face falls.
CHRIS
oh thit.
Chris runs toward the bathroom but trips over a pile of dishes left by "da boys"
As he falls in the fucking raddest stop-motion you've ever seen, his ass explodes in a shower of liquid shit that covers the screen effectively "wiping" us out of the scene.
The shit drips off the screen showing us:
Ext. Highway - Day
Greg and Tim are on the side of the highway in pajamas, their mouths duck taped and their hands bound by handcuffs behind their back.
Greg sits down.
Tim sighs and begins shouting at Tim to get up (this is indicated more than heard because I am too lazy to write the dialogue. Now fuck off.)
Greg just sits there, looking defeated.
Tim is jumping up and down and gesturing wildly that thye should walk somewhere.
Greg just sits there.
Finally in a scene very much parallel to the scene at the beginning Star Wars where Artoo and 3po go seperate ways, Tim gives Greg a swift Kick and then moves off in his own direction.
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