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Date Posted: 08:44:03 08/17/01 Fri
Author: kenamom, not to be out-done
Subject:

"Guess its time I unveil my float...."
In reply to: Kande's Sis, now painting her nails 's message, "IOT rams KS' car" on 08:03:24 08/16/01 Thu

The crowd goes quiet as kenamoms float emerges from the dust. The first part is a series of pictures of KS from when she was a baby to her graduation. But, these are the throw-away pictures; a jaunticed looking infant, a booger faced toddler, a dirty faced youngster, a teen with more zits and even more mascara. The topper, her high school prom pic with her bra strap hanging down and her bi-specled date staring down her cleavage.

A chorus of OOOOHHHHH'a is heard from the crowd.

The next part of the float is Mayor Kenamom's proclomation of more new laws for Shipperville.

1)Everyone must carry a 3 by 5 picture of the Mayors cat, Beemer with them at all times. The picture must be the latest picture of the day, accessable only through her web page and a minimal fee. If caught with out todays Beemer picture the fine is $50. For the first offence. After each offence the fine doubles.

2)Every conversation must begin with the phrase, "MulderlovesScully"' or "ScullylovesMulder". This must be said by each of the people conversing everytime they add to the conversation.

Kenamom sitting high in her throne on the final part of the float, with her big hairy beast of a cat sleeping on her lap. She smiles and waves to the crowd.

The crowd yells "SCULLYLOVESMULDER.......Mayors a bitch...."
then all disperse to run home and begin downloading todays Lazy Cat of the Day picture.

kenamom turns to face a red faced and POed KS.

"Yesssss?"

"YOU....YOU.....YOU BIT..." KS is about to yell when JD slaps his hand over KS's mouth.

"I have put up with a month of hell for this, you havent won yet mayor......" JD begins to pull KS away. The mayor stares at John then raises on eyebrow.

"Oh Ya....ScullylovesMulder"

kenamom smiles as KS begins to kick JD in the shins, hard.

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Replies:

With everything in the klub secured, kande goes outside to check on the parade's progress. -- kande, 13:05:47 08/17/01 Fri
- Picky, picky. -- Kande's Sis replies, taunting Kande with the belt, 16:46:18 08/17/01 Fri
  - Bloody Hell! -- Stardoe, 04:13:52 08/19/01 Sun
    - WELCOME HOME STARDOE!!!!! -- kenamom, 09:11:01 08/19/01 Sun
      - "Hey! Who ate all the sandwiches?" asks kande. -- kande, 04:34:42 08/20/01 Mon
        KS takes out her handy-dandy swiss army knife -- Kande's Sis, 19:21:03 08/20/01 Mon
        kande turns a lovely shade of curilian blue -- kenamom, in from the forest, wet and cold., 22:04:08 08/21/01 Tue
        Then Kande backs up and runs over IG -- Kande's Sis, 18:37:39 08/23/01 Thu
        KM pulls up short -- Stardoe, 05:19:23 08/24/01 Fri
        "damn aussies.....can't trust hem....especially the ones with badges....." -- kenamom mutters as she leaves the library, 08:52:49 08/25/01 Sat
        Right before Stardoe announces the end of the contest -- Kande's Sis, 09:16:21 08/25/01 Sat
        Stardoe grabs up her handheld PC and starts scribbling with her little plastic pencil thingy. -- Stardoe, 04:09:43 08/27/01 Mon
        Whew, glad I didn't win. -- Kande's Sis, laughing at Kande running down the street, 08:32:58 08/27/01 Mon
        Stardoe stops strumming her guitar to listen more closely to JD and KS's conversation. -- Stardoe, 04:01:04 08/28/01 Tue
        Kande is still pleading her case to Stardoe. -- kande, 04:08:35 08/28/01 Tue
        And then she'd add 'Sis' to the waistband -- Kande's Sis is explaining to JD over hot chocolate, 06:55:48 08/28/01 Tue
        Shaking her head in amazement at Stardoe who can be at two places at once.... -- kenamom, taking a potted plant to the invalid Rabid, 09:05:43 08/28/01 Tue