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Date Posted: 08:03:24 08/16/01 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis, now painting her nails
Subject: IOT rams KS' car
In reply to: kande, continuing the thread 's message, "BANG! Kenamom fires the starter's pistol to start the parade." on 04:58:28 08/16/01 Thu

KS responds by throwing red nail polish in his/her face.

"You Bitch!" screams IOT, clawing at his/her eyes. Red polish streaks down from the top of his/her head, making it look as if IOT has a serious head injury. In fury, IOT blindly aims the car again at KS and stomps on the pedal. KS languidly strolls out of the way as IOT bursts through the plate glass window of the Noromo Gazette offices.

"You bitch/bastard!" KM screams from her perch on the back of the car. "I think I have whiplash."

KS stands with her hands on her hips in the middle of the road, effectively stopping all traffic. The crowd behind her is hushed and expectant, waiting to see what KM will do next. A whumping noise is heard coming down the streeet. KS leers in KM's direction, waiting to see KM's reaction to her float.

"YOU BITCH! That's my new convertible!" KM wails as KS's float drifts into sight. The convertible lists to one side from a punctured tire. The chicken wire cage with it's colored kleenex picture of a triumphant KS as "Queen Bitch" hides JD as he steers the car down the street. The front windshield is starred with cracks and the convertible top trails tattered leather in the wind. As the crowd gasps, a hubcab pops off and rolls into a gutter.

Just before KM's clenched hands can reach KS's long, white, queenly neck, a loud KABOOM! is heard from the direction of the library...

Meanwhile, Kande continues to nail everything down at the klub. She lifts her head as an explosion rocks the building, knocking down the Richard Nixon mask above the bar. "Crap, now what?" she mutters to herself, working faster.

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Replies:

"Guess its time I unveil my float...." -- kenamom, not to be out-done, 08:44:03 08/17/01 Fri
- With everything in the klub secured, kande goes outside to check on the parade's progress. -- kande, 13:05:47 08/17/01 Fri
  - Picky, picky. -- Kande's Sis replies, taunting Kande with the belt, 16:46:18 08/17/01 Fri
    - Bloody Hell! -- Stardoe, 04:13:52 08/19/01 Sun
      - WELCOME HOME STARDOE!!!!! -- kenamom, 09:11:01 08/19/01 Sun
        "Hey! Who ate all the sandwiches?" asks kande. -- kande, 04:34:42 08/20/01 Mon
        KS takes out her handy-dandy swiss army knife -- Kande's Sis, 19:21:03 08/20/01 Mon
        kande turns a lovely shade of curilian blue -- kenamom, in from the forest, wet and cold., 22:04:08 08/21/01 Tue
        Then Kande backs up and runs over IG -- Kande's Sis, 18:37:39 08/23/01 Thu
        KM pulls up short -- Stardoe, 05:19:23 08/24/01 Fri
        "damn aussies.....can't trust hem....especially the ones with badges....." -- kenamom mutters as she leaves the library, 08:52:49 08/25/01 Sat
        Right before Stardoe announces the end of the contest -- Kande's Sis, 09:16:21 08/25/01 Sat
        Stardoe grabs up her handheld PC and starts scribbling with her little plastic pencil thingy. -- Stardoe, 04:09:43 08/27/01 Mon
        Whew, glad I didn't win. -- Kande's Sis, laughing at Kande running down the street, 08:32:58 08/27/01 Mon
        Stardoe stops strumming her guitar to listen more closely to JD and KS's conversation. -- Stardoe, 04:01:04 08/28/01 Tue
        Kande is still pleading her case to Stardoe. -- kande, 04:08:35 08/28/01 Tue
        And then she'd add 'Sis' to the waistband -- Kande's Sis is explaining to JD over hot chocolate, 06:55:48 08/28/01 Tue
        Shaking her head in amazement at Stardoe who can be at two places at once.... -- kenamom, taking a potted plant to the invalid Rabid, 09:05:43 08/28/01 Tue