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Date Posted: 18:35:54 12/15/07 Sat
Author: Rae
Subject: "Why, yes! Yes, he can!"
In reply to: Kande's Sis, gasping 's message, "Gasp! gasps all the Shippervillians" on 19:50:27 12/13/07 Thu

Bubba decides he's been hanging around this sleepy little 'berg for too long as it is. With a flourish of his wrist he pops the camoflauged "space ship" setting off of his space ship...revealing it is instead a miniture sleigh with eight tiny...seven...seven tiny reindeer. Bubba sighs. He'll miss old Blitzen. Then he wonders if he should maybe wait until the jerky is ready and take some for the road.

Another glance at the heavens convinces him to get the Bleep out of Shipperville...while the bleeping is good.

Finger to nose, he gives a brief nod and is suddenly sucked into the driver's seat of the miniture sleigh.

"Hey! Hey!" Kande shouts inside the Klub. "Did anyone else hear that clatter? Up on the rooftop?"

Dr. Stardoe, ear pressed to the side of her Bleep Detector, grunts. "No! And hush up!"

"This is my Klub," Kande reminds her. "I will not be shushed. Especially when the librarian is asleep."

Kande glanced at the disgusting pile of Blitzen, Rabid and Kenamom. The three bodies are stacked up like corded wood, one overlapping the other. As Kande looks on, she sees the Mayor's eyelids twitch as she steals a peek around, hoping for some attention. Kande quietly snorts, thinking this can be used to her advantage.

"Where is Bubba with that eggnog?" Kande asks the room.

Bubba...sadly...is stuck in air traffic over Newark. In the sky overhead...the ominous Holy Bleep signals it's ominous intentions.

Rae

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Replies:

As he sails past Mars.... -- Stardoe, 19:09:50 12/15/07 Sat
- MERRY CHRISTMAS STARDOE!!!...lets do chat over the holidays. (NT) -- KM, challanging anyone to work the two different posts, 19:36:29 12/15/07 Sat
The Bleepin signal gets bleepin louder -- kenamom, searching the sky - fearful of raindeer droppings, 19:15:52 12/15/07 Sat
- As everyone looks skyward... -- kande, 02:36:21 12/19/07 Wed
  - Wisconsin! -- Kande's Sis, 05:05:05 12/20/07 Thu
    - Something is seen overhead -- Kande's Sis, 18:54:20 12/24/07 Mon
      - "Actually..." begins kande. -- kande, 12:42:15 12/26/07 Wed
        "Oh dear!" says Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 04:53:53 12/27/07 Thu
        Wait, what am I saying? Kande says. -- Kande's Sis, 12:25:15 12/27/07 Thu
        "All right, that's enough." -- kande, 12:28:13 12/27/07 Thu
        KS is almost back to normal -- Kande's Sis, 12:49:39 12/27/07 Thu
        As Kande begins to speak... -- Stardoe, 05:45:04 12/31/07 Mon
        KS falls for the diversion -- kenamom, 08:19:29 12/31/07 Mon
        Nice, very nice -- Kande's Sis, 14:52:41 12/31/07 Mon
        Meet Gary the drunk car salesman.... -- KM, happy 2007 is coming to an end...., 18:44:21 12/31/07 Mon
        OK KS, the car's loaded -- Kande's Sis, 12:24:20 01/04/08 Fri
        While the Mayor ponders the mystery -- Kande's Sis, 05:08:41 01/09/08 Wed