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Date Posted: 03:09:03 08/29/02 Thu
Author: kande
Subject: "Eeeeeeeeeek!!!" shrieks Kande.
In reply to: Stardoe 's message, "A dark wind wooshes over the hills and engulfs Shipperville." on 04:03:48 08/28/02 Wed

As Rabid and Angel cover their ears, Stardoe (who always wears earplugs) jumps into action, injecting both with a vampire suppressant. KS removes the dental mirror from her toolbelt. She grabs Rabid's jaw and pulls her mouth open, then inserts the mirror and looks around. She repeats the drill (no pun intended) on Angel.

"The incisors are normal," she reports. KS and Stardoe give high fives all around.

"Eeeeeeeeek!!!!!" Kande is still shrieking. KS quickly crochets a glove, then uses it to slap Kande.

"What is your problem?" KS hisses at her sister while looking around nervously, hoping nobody thinks this hysterical behavior is genetic.

Kande points a shaky finger toward the stage. "Over th-th-th-there!"

All heads turn toward the empty stage, then back at Kande.

"I swear I saw something!" Kande insists. "And it was really creepy looking!"

"It's not that slug again, is it?" JD asks. He whips out his gun, "'Cause I'm pretty sure I killed it after I bravely yanked it out of Scully's neck."

KS scowls at JD. "Why must you always bring that up?"

Before JD can answer, a figure emerges from the shadows of the stage. Kande lets loose with a girly scream.

"CW? Is that you?" KS shines her flashlight on the figure's face.

"Oh...um...I didn't think anyone was here," stammers CW. She is decked out in a feather boa, a red thong, and 6-inch heels. A whip is in her left hand.

"What are you doing?" demands Kande.

"Well, it's like this..."

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Replies:

I invited all my friends over, CW bravely announces -- Kande's Sis, 07:23:57 08/29/02 Thu
- Swinging the whip here and there -- CW, 18:35:32 08/30/02 Fri
  - BANG!!!!!!! -- Stardoe, 04:43:13 08/31/02 Sat
    - The three hang their heads -- Kande's Sis, 08:44:42 08/31/02 Sat
      - Stardoe tosses a caribou into the water to distract the crocodiles. -- kande, 03:41:42 09/03/02 Tue
        "Continue to let him work." -- Kande's Sis, 21:28:57 09/03/02 Tue
        I thinks...... -- Stardoe, 04:16:08 09/06/02 Fri
        Ooh...a celebrity in our midst! -- Kande's Sis coos, 12:29:40 09/06/02 Fri
        CW, Kande and Stardoe pale at the news -- Kande's Sis, sniffling, 11:20:20 09/08/02 Sun
        "Sweetie!" Bubba screams as he runs into the room. -- kande, 04:26:01 09/09/02 Mon
        Pronounced dead at 12:43 p.m. on September 8 -- Kande's Sis, 06:56:38 09/09/02 Mon
        Kande jumps at this -- CW, 08:00:22 09/09/02 Mon
        Not realizing that boxer dogs are notorious jumpers -- Kande's Sis, 20:46:12 09/09/02 Mon
        Later, Stardoe quietly closes the door under the staircase. -- kande, 03:45:04 09/13/02 Fri
        Kenamom moves closer to the structure -- Property assessment tables in hand, 09:15:03 09/13/02 Fri
        The crowd moves to the periwinkle bush -- Kande's Sis, 21:58:36 09/13/02 Fri
        A clump of CW's hair is thrown by an unseen hand. -- kande, 13:19:26 09/16/02 Mon
        Bubba overcomes his despair and throws himself bodily... -- Kande's Sis, 22:00:51 09/16/02 Mon