Continuing the party from the thread below..... -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 08:11:26 12/19/01 Wed
Author: kenamom giving a lesson on gift shaking.
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Continuing the party from the thread below.....

"The trick is to shake the ones in the back of the tree, the gifts in the front are all socks and underware and just put there to throw a giftee off the trail." kenamom gracefully reaches in to the back of the tree and pulls out a box with her name on it. She grabs a box from the front and shakes both for comparism.

"Listen, this on from the back definatly has the sound of something electronic, while this one has the dull sound of underware." she holds the two packages up to emphasis her point. The crowd ooohhh's and aaahhhh's.

While her arm is up in the air kenamom notices the time, "OH MY GOD......ONLY 6 MORE SHOPPING DAYS LEFT.....I HAVE TO GO"

And in a flash of light, reminisant of Santa's sleigh, the Mayor bolts out the door running in the direction of Shippervilles Mega-Mall.

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As the other's sit and drink eggnog in relative normality.... -- DBTL, 19:09:14 12/19/01 Wed
- Oh look! All these sock-type gifts have Kande's name on them! -- Kande's Sis, 21:58:03 12/19/01 Wed
  - "Lalalalalalala! I can't hear you!" kande yells while covering her ears. -- kande, 04:56:21 12/21/01 Fri
    - "Now, now, now--none of this. -- CW (reposting from above), 21:12:25 12/21/01 Fri
      - The crowd gathers up purses and prepares to go to the mall -- Kande's Sis, 07:13:09 12/22/01 Sat
        Twas the night before Christmas and all thru Shipperville -- kande, 04:32:52 12/24/01 Mon
        AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW -- kenamom, 07:46:47 12/24/01 Mon
        That was good!!! -- DBTL, 16:58:59 12/24/01 Mon
        "Whaddaya mean, strange sense of humor?" KS asks, all indignant like. -- kande, 04:13:57 12/27/01 Thu
        "Well, Look what I got!" -- kenamom, walking around the room like Cindy Crawford., 09:48:15 12/27/01 Thu
        "Why?" -- CW still laughing at the great poem!, 09:56:40 12/27/01 Thu
        Ooh, wouldn't you like to know? -- KS says mischeviously, 10:28:34 12/27/01 Thu
        "A little higher on the left," instructs kande. -- kande, 11:54:28 12/27/01 Thu
        Later...as Kande is rolled into surgery -- Kande's Sis, 08:12:09 12/28/01 Fri
        Lets get this Farwell for Bud/New Years Eve Party going! -- kenamom, darting in to the closet to change., 08:18:34 12/28/01 Fri
        Deep in her drug-induced slumber... -- Kande's Sis, 09:03:56 12/28/01 Fri
        Kande grabs a crutch and begins swinging it around wildly. -- kande, hobbling around home on crutches *sniff*, 07:46:25 12/29/01 Sat
        KM fingers the solid gold, diamond-encrusted watch in her pocket -- Kande's Sis, 10:53:56 12/30/01 Sun
        "Oh, for Pete's sake!" says KS. -- kande, 03:52:00 01/02/02 Wed
        Look, there are little animals running around! -- Kenamom, 08:06:56 01/02/02 Wed
        The Who's in Whoville are missing and presumed dead! -- Kande's Sis, 18:42:57 01/02/02 Wed