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Date Posted: 08:45:04 08/05/01 Sun
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: KS works on her own float in the depths of the torture chamber
In reply to: Rabid, works on her float in the depths of the Library 's message, "<pound, pound, pound>, <Whhhiiirrrrrrrr> <ting, CHING, Ka-Ching, ting>" on 07:22:59 08/04/01 Sat

KS laboriously attaches chicken wire to the Mayor's new car. Boxes of tissue paper are stacked next to the electric chair. JD tromps down the stairs with an ice cold pepsi.

"Eep!" he screeches. "Where'd you get the car!?"

KS smirks. "That's what happens when you park your car in the Mayor's lot at town hall."

JD mops his suddenly sweaty brow. "Now snookums, that wasn't nice at all. The Mayor already attempted to have me shipped off permanently to the pentagon. If you hadn't put a hit out on my new boss, I would be there today. Don't push her to new heights of revenge."

"Revenge, schmenge!" KS hisses, scratching the cherry-red paint of the convertible. She begins to twitch and shake with rage. Her eyes bulge and her face turns the color of a beet. JD looks worried and holds the pepsi to her head until she turns a normal shade.

JD shakes his head as he starts back upstairs. "This is not good," he mutters to himself. "KS is sweetness and light. She's an angel. She's the mother Teresa of professional assassins. Being a bitch is too far a reach for her."

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After completing the necessary paperwork, -- kande, 03:50:12 08/08/01 Wed
- Oh Puh-leaze! -- Kande's Sis, who saw it all through the window, 06:40:48 08/08/01 Wed
  - Kande takes the lead...... -- kenamom, reading the latest polls just in, 10:06:15 08/08/01 Wed
    - "But I haven't even registered for the parade!" Kande sputters. -- kande, 03:57:32 08/09/01 Thu
      - "I have to come up with something extra bitchy now" -- kenamom, contemplating bitchiness in her spacious office, 09:38:55 08/09/01 Thu
        A light bulb goes on over KM's head... -- Rabid, back from her lovely vacation., 17:26:27 08/09/01 Thu
        Ring ring! Ring ring! -- kande, 04:42:32 08/10/01 Fri
        KS looks at her float in dismay -- Kande's Sis, holding her head, 07:41:15 08/10/01 Fri
        JD looks down at the unconcious body of his beloved... -- Rabid, still screeching at the Library, 09:56:00 08/10/01 Fri
        JD looks around for his sweetie -- Kande's Sis, 08:07:46 08/11/01 Sat
        The crowd is quiet as they enter the klub..... -- kenamom, a CANADIAN, 08:41:21 08/11/01 Sat
        In the back of the room... -- Kande's Sis, 18:32:09 08/12/01 Sun
        As IOT hands kande and KS citations, Bubba saunters over to the cd player. -- kande, 03:52:59 08/15/01 Wed
        Blame Canada???? For what???? -- kenamom, reading off a long long lost, 09:24:48 08/15/01 Wed