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Date Posted: 04:58:28 08/16/01 Thu
Author: kande, continuing the thread
Subject: BANG! Kenamom fires the starter's pistol to start the parade.

A body thumps to the ground. "Oh my god! You killed Krycek! You bitch!" screams someone in the crowd.

Kenamom smiles meanly and gives her queen's wave with one hand while whipping her driver with the other. "Onto the sidewalk, driver!" she orders. IOT flinches as the whip whizzes by his/her ear. S/he turns the wheel and hops the curb. Pedestrians dive out of the way, screaming obscenities. Kenamom laughs as she pours salt on the open wounds.

A car comes whipping around the corner. KS is at the wheel, shaking her fist at Kenamom. "Thanks for telling the rest of us when the parade was," she screams. "You bi--!" KS slams on the brakes, realizing what the mayor is up to. She takes out her cell phone and calls JD.

"JD, honey," she says. "Would you be a snookums and bring my float down to the square? The parade has started. Kisses!" She hangs up before he can answer. Parking her car in the middle of an intersection, she gets out and leans against the trunk while filing her nails.

"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" yells IOT. KS smirks and takes out some nail clippers and begins work on her toenails. A clipping flies in the air and hits IOT in the eye. "My eye! My eye! You bitch!" Kenamom pours salt in his/her eye.

Rabid has stepped out of the library with her binoculars to see what the commotion is. Unable to see, she stands on a prone CW (who is faint from her hunger strike over her late fees) to get a better look. Rabid stomps her foot, breaking one of CW's ribs, and huffs back into the library. She suddenly realizes that her float is too big to fit through the door.

"D'oh!" she says while smacking her forehead.

Meanwhile, kande is busy nailing down everything in the klub, which is the final destination of the parade. "Hurry, Bubba. We've got to secure everything before they get here. You *know* what they're like when they all have PMS!"

Bubba salutes and puts a handful of nails in his mouth and trots off to continue his work.

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Replies:

IOT rams KS' car -- Kande's Sis, now painting her nails, 08:03:24 08/16/01 Thu
- "Guess its time I unveil my float...." -- kenamom, not to be out-done, 08:44:03 08/17/01 Fri
  - With everything in the klub secured, kande goes outside to check on the parade's progress. -- kande, 13:05:47 08/17/01 Fri
    - Picky, picky. -- Kande's Sis replies, taunting Kande with the belt, 16:46:18 08/17/01 Fri
      - Bloody Hell! -- Stardoe, 04:13:52 08/19/01 Sun
        WELCOME HOME STARDOE!!!!! -- kenamom, 09:11:01 08/19/01 Sun
        "Hey! Who ate all the sandwiches?" asks kande. -- kande, 04:34:42 08/20/01 Mon
        KS takes out her handy-dandy swiss army knife -- Kande's Sis, 19:21:03 08/20/01 Mon
        kande turns a lovely shade of curilian blue -- kenamom, in from the forest, wet and cold., 22:04:08 08/21/01 Tue
        Then Kande backs up and runs over IG -- Kande's Sis, 18:37:39 08/23/01 Thu
        KM pulls up short -- Stardoe, 05:19:23 08/24/01 Fri
        "damn aussies.....can't trust hem....especially the ones with badges....." -- kenamom mutters as she leaves the library, 08:52:49 08/25/01 Sat
        Right before Stardoe announces the end of the contest -- Kande's Sis, 09:16:21 08/25/01 Sat
        Stardoe grabs up her handheld PC and starts scribbling with her little plastic pencil thingy. -- Stardoe, 04:09:43 08/27/01 Mon
        Whew, glad I didn't win. -- Kande's Sis, laughing at Kande running down the street, 08:32:58 08/27/01 Mon
        Stardoe stops strumming her guitar to listen more closely to JD and KS's conversation. -- Stardoe, 04:01:04 08/28/01 Tue
        Kande is still pleading her case to Stardoe. -- kande, 04:08:35 08/28/01 Tue
        And then she'd add 'Sis' to the waistband -- Kande's Sis is explaining to JD over hot chocolate, 06:55:48 08/28/01 Tue
        Shaking her head in amazement at Stardoe who can be at two places at once.... -- kenamom, taking a potted plant to the invalid Rabid, 09:05:43 08/28/01 Tue