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Date Posted: 06:11:32 08/04/01 Sat
Author: kande
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A weary and exhausted biker enters the klub.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Oooohhh...Why, I oughta..." on 09:45:59 08/03/01 Fri

As the door closes behind her, she looks around the klub and gives a high-pitched girly scream.

"What have you done to my klub?!" screeches kande. "Who put up these frilly lace curtains? And what's with the pink flowery wallpaper?" Kande stumbles into the middle of the room. She looks toward the bar, where Bubba can be seen peeking over the top. Kande storms to Bubba and demands he step out from behind the bar. Sheepishly, the alien comes out into the open.

Again, another high-pitched girly scream.

"Bubba! What have they done to you?" Kande looks on in horror. Bubba smooths down the front of his pink and yellow sleeveless frock. "You know YELLOW doesn't look good on anybody! Who did this to you?" Bubba backs away, afraid to tell. "Bubba! I'm your friend! You must tell me!"

Bubba motions for kande to follow him into her office. Once there, he goes into an elaborate pantomime of how Kenamom took over the klub and the multiple award winning NOROMO GAZETTE. He describes at length how KS abused him unmercifully and how Rabid and the others stood by and let it happen. Kande's face gets redder and redder with anger.

When done, the little alien collapses in a chair. "There, there, Bubba. I'll take care of this!"

Kande storms out of the office. Grabbing a loose spot of wallpaper, she drags a piece of it off the wall and dons it like a sash. Taking some of the wallpaper paste, she puts war lines on her face.

"They think they know what a bitch parade is? Ha! They will by the time I'm done with 'em!"

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<pound, pound, pound>, <Whhhiiirrrrrrrr> <ting, CHING, Ka-Ching, ting> -- Rabid, works on her float in the depths of the Library, 07:22:59 08/04/01 Sat
- KS works on her own float in the depths of the torture chamber -- Kande's Sis, 08:45:04 08/05/01 Sun
  - After completing the necessary paperwork, -- kande, 03:50:12 08/08/01 Wed
    - Oh Puh-leaze! -- Kande's Sis, who saw it all through the window, 06:40:48 08/08/01 Wed
      - Kande takes the lead...... -- kenamom, reading the latest polls just in, 10:06:15 08/08/01 Wed
        "But I haven't even registered for the parade!" Kande sputters. -- kande, 03:57:32 08/09/01 Thu
        "I have to come up with something extra bitchy now" -- kenamom, contemplating bitchiness in her spacious office, 09:38:55 08/09/01 Thu
        A light bulb goes on over KM's head... -- Rabid, back from her lovely vacation., 17:26:27 08/09/01 Thu
        Ring ring! Ring ring! -- kande, 04:42:32 08/10/01 Fri
        KS looks at her float in dismay -- Kande's Sis, holding her head, 07:41:15 08/10/01 Fri
        JD looks down at the unconcious body of his beloved... -- Rabid, still screeching at the Library, 09:56:00 08/10/01 Fri
        JD looks around for his sweetie -- Kande's Sis, 08:07:46 08/11/01 Sat
        The crowd is quiet as they enter the klub..... -- kenamom, a CANADIAN, 08:41:21 08/11/01 Sat
        In the back of the room... -- Kande's Sis, 18:32:09 08/12/01 Sun
        As IOT hands kande and KS citations, Bubba saunters over to the cd player. -- kande, 03:52:59 08/15/01 Wed
        Blame Canada???? For what???? -- kenamom, reading off a long long lost, 09:24:48 08/15/01 Wed