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Date Posted: 09:45:59 08/03/01 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Oooohhh...Why, I oughta...
In reply to: KM, sitting down at the bar and contemplating bitchiness 's message, ""Bubba, take a memo"" on 10:45:57 08/02/01 Thu

KS stands in the middle of the kitchen, smoke pouring out her ears and fire blazing in her eyes. She continues to grip the receiver of the phone in her right hand, squeezing so hard that the middle crumples like a beer can. Kitchen minions dive for the safety of the cupboards. Bubba walks in with an order for donuts, takes one look at KS, and quickly backs out the way he came.

KS slams the phone so hard back on the wall that the wall caves in around it. She begins to pace and mutter, "Normally I would be entirely too sweet and innocent to participate in a bitch parade, but KM has taken this too far!"

Instantly coming to a decision, KS does an about-face and strides throught he swinging doors of the kitchen, catching Bubba in the face as he hides behind the doors trying to listen to what KS has planned. He flies through the air and lands on top of a platter of fried onion rings that a group of reticuleans has just ordered.

"Interesting," one of the aliens remarks. "They put the main dish on top of the appetizers."

KS knocks patrons out of the way as she makes her way through the klub and out onto the street. She takes long strides towards Stardoe's laboratory.

"Now what do you want?" Stardoe says, head down and intent on painting her toenails.

"Give me one of the bitch parade applications and make it snappy!" KS barks. "And don't try that blue pen trick on me either!" She snatches a blue pen from the glass container on Stardoe's desk. Stardoe cowers beneath the desk and only a hand holding an application can be seen poking out. KS snatches it and whips out of the office.

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A weary and exhausted biker enters the klub. -- kande, 06:11:32 08/04/01 Sat
- <pound, pound, pound>, <Whhhiiirrrrrrrr> <ting, CHING, Ka-Ching, ting> -- Rabid, works on her float in the depths of the Library, 07:22:59 08/04/01 Sat
  - KS works on her own float in the depths of the torture chamber -- Kande's Sis, 08:45:04 08/05/01 Sun
    - After completing the necessary paperwork, -- kande, 03:50:12 08/08/01 Wed
      - Oh Puh-leaze! -- Kande's Sis, who saw it all through the window, 06:40:48 08/08/01 Wed
        Kande takes the lead...... -- kenamom, reading the latest polls just in, 10:06:15 08/08/01 Wed
        "But I haven't even registered for the parade!" Kande sputters. -- kande, 03:57:32 08/09/01 Thu
        "I have to come up with something extra bitchy now" -- kenamom, contemplating bitchiness in her spacious office, 09:38:55 08/09/01 Thu
        A light bulb goes on over KM's head... -- Rabid, back from her lovely vacation., 17:26:27 08/09/01 Thu
        Ring ring! Ring ring! -- kande, 04:42:32 08/10/01 Fri
        KS looks at her float in dismay -- Kande's Sis, holding her head, 07:41:15 08/10/01 Fri
        JD looks down at the unconcious body of his beloved... -- Rabid, still screeching at the Library, 09:56:00 08/10/01 Fri
        JD looks around for his sweetie -- Kande's Sis, 08:07:46 08/11/01 Sat
        The crowd is quiet as they enter the klub..... -- kenamom, a CANADIAN, 08:41:21 08/11/01 Sat
        In the back of the room... -- Kande's Sis, 18:32:09 08/12/01 Sun
        As IOT hands kande and KS citations, Bubba saunters over to the cd player. -- kande, 03:52:59 08/15/01 Wed
        Blame Canada???? For what???? -- kenamom, reading off a long long lost, 09:24:48 08/15/01 Wed