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Date Posted: 08:14:35 11/22/04 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Kande looks around, suddenly paranoid
In reply to: CW 's message, "Sitting down on the edge of the bed" on 13:33:19 11/21/04 Sun

"We're not really going to Arizona, are we?" she whispers, glancing around behind her while her sister hops out of bed in her sleep tee shirt. "Because they have scorpions and tarantula's there." Bubba tries to contain a smirk where he's standing in the doorway. Wait until Kande meets the hairy, 8-legged zorlink he brought back from the planet Zorg! That will toast her britches. He contains himself though, he's in KS's doorway for a reason.

"Of course not," KS informs her sister calmly as she wriggles into a pair of cami's, her thong rising up and catching on the end of her tee shirt. "If the Mayor tells us in her letter we've got to be the wait and clean-up crew at the big Thanksgiving hoopla, then that's what we'll be."

Bubba rolls his eyes. Riiigghhhtt. Which will mean HE'LL be the wait staff and clean up crew.

"But she's planning on having it in the Klub, free of charge, PLUS she expects me to kick in for the dinner. It's not fair," Kande slumps in the lounge chair and kicks her foot against the bed, sulking. She tries to avoid the vision of her sister in front of her closet, tossing off the sleep tee and pulling on a sparkling white tee shirt, tossing her long hair as she does it. Kande sucks in her gut. Time to hit the weights again, she vows to herself.

"Of course it's not fair. We'll make our own brand of fair," KS tells her and then catches sight of Bubba in the doorway. He's wearing a brand new gold jumpsuit with an attached belt with an enormous buckle. Both Clark and JD are behind him, pointing and mouthing at something. KS's lips thin and she goes right up to Bubba, looking at something at belly-button height. She backs up and stands at her full height. "And if the Mayor wants us to wear those little maid outfits, why, that's exactly what we'll do," she mouths in an exaggerated fashion. "We'll make it a night they'll never forget."

Kande stares at her with her mouth open.

Back at the Mayor's official headquarters, the crew watching the screen on the Mayor's newest spy equipment gives a cheer.

"Did you hear that? They're wearing those goofy maid outfits," IG chortles.

"No, they're not," Stardoe looks at her and shakes her head. She gets up and rewinds the tape. "Look at this." She stops the tape and all watch as KS's eye suddenly looms at them and then backs up. They watch as she starts to mouth in an exaggerated way towards the tape.

"She's on to us," the Mayor moans.

"It's the only reason she would have got that close to Bubba's belly button," Stardoe agrees. "You know what he's like when he eats cheese, and it's the only way we could get him to agree to wear that belt."

The Mayor starts to beat Det over the head with her Mayoral headdress. "I thought you said that camera was undetectable!"

Stardoe continues to watch the tape. "She's going rogue." The rest moan.

Meanwhile...back at KS's bedroom, KS has managed to send Bubba back down to the kitchen by promising JD will give him cheese. She explains what just happened to Kande.

"You mean they put a camera in Bubba's belt buckle?" Kande says incredulously.

"You mean you didn't notice the red light blinking at us?" KS scoffs. "You know what we have to do."

Kande nods. "We're going rogue."

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Replies:

Are you sure this is what going rogue means? -- Kande's Sis, 22:17:06 11/25/04 Thu
- Re: Are you sure this is what going rogue means? -- CW, 07:33:10 11/29/04 Mon
  - After the brouhaha that was Thanksgiving... -- Kande's Sis, 16:23:36 12/19/04 Sun
    - Sighing, CW -- CW, 07:29:11 12/20/04 Mon
    - Smith! I supposed the J stands for... -- Kande's Sis, 09:58:05 12/20/04 Mon
      - Stomping back to her house, KS -- CW, 08:15:12 12/21/04 Tue
        Lieutenant Charles James Smith, M.D. -- Kande's Sis, 19:07:40 12/21/04 Tue
        Bubba hops from foot to foot... -- kande, 03:10:49 12/22/04 Wed
        Just a second, IG -- Kande's Sis as Santa says, 08:58:10 12/22/04 Wed
        The rest of the fortunate -- CW, 09:07:52 12/22/04 Wed
        Oof! Get off my lap! -- Kande's Sis, still posing as Santa, 18:28:18 12/22/04 Wed
        Bubba licks his candy cane (without removing the wrapper). -- kande, 03:51:37 12/23/04 Thu
        Blinking in surprise -- CW--that makes two of us, 07:20:57 12/24/04 Fri
        T'was the night before Christmas -- Kande's Sis, 14:21:21 12/24/04 Fri
        T'was the night before Christmas -- Kande's Sis, 14:23:04 12/24/04 Fri
        Later on Christmas Day -- Kande's Sis, 23:52:34 12/25/04 Sat
        Should we tell her? -- CW, 21:08:41 12/26/04 Sun
        "You know what this town needs?" asks Kande in a whisper. -- kande, 03:33:51 12/27/04 Mon
        KS looks down in disgust -- Kande's Sis, 09:59:04 12/27/04 Mon
        Flying out of the door -- CW, 18:19:47 12/28/04 Tue
        My Barby! moans Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 07:50:17 12/29/04 Wed