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Date Posted: 17:06:15 10/05/04 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis takes it!
Subject: Seeing a wonderful opportunity...
In reply to: KM hallucinating....i think.........maybe..... 's message, "The Mayor delicately slaps her self in the head" on 21:19:48 10/01/04 Fri

KS gives the Mayor another slap for good measure. "Feeling better?"

"I was until you slapped me," the Mayor rubs her reddened cheek. "Ow. I think I have a loose tooth."

"I've missed Shipperville," KS sighs, surveying the Klub. She gives her Sis a not-so-gentle nudge with her boot. "I miss torturing people."

Kande gets up, clutching the Scully Barbie to her meagre chest. "What, you haven't been torturing people where you've been?"

KS looks shocked. "At a school library?! Of course not. They're just children."

Kande and the Mayor look at her sceptically. "And your point would be...?"

KS glares at them. "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. I don't torture children, nuns, or...hmm. Guess that's about it. Oh yeah! No animals."

"Since when don't you torture nuns?" Kande asks, remembering the Halloween a few years ago when she'd showed up at the Klub in a nun's costume, a metaphor for her loveless state with Scully. Nobody got it. Anyhoo...KS had strung her up by her thumbs and insisted that nuns shaved their heads under the wimples. Only Bubba's fast thinking had saved Kande from going bald.

"It's not like you were a REAL nun," KS tells her. "Fake ones don't count."

"Sheesh, Kande, would you turn down the lights in here? KS just about blinded me with all that metal in her mouth." The Mayor shields her eyes with her hand. KS clenches her mouth shut. Just then, Bubba walks in with...

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Replies:

the mail -- CW, 20:57:51 10/28/04 Thu
- KS begins to sort through the mail -- Kande's Sis, sorting sorta, 06:03:37 10/29/04 Fri
  - "Hey Stardoe" -- CW, 22:46:03 11/04/04 Thu
    - Recovering at home -- Kande's Sis, 08:22:01 11/07/04 Sun
      - Sitting down on the edge of the bed -- CW, 13:33:19 11/21/04 Sun
        Kande looks around, suddenly paranoid -- Kande's Sis, 08:14:35 11/22/04 Mon
        Are you sure this is what going rogue means? -- Kande's Sis, 22:17:06 11/25/04 Thu
        Re: Are you sure this is what going rogue means? -- CW, 07:33:10 11/29/04 Mon
        After the brouhaha that was Thanksgiving... -- Kande's Sis, 16:23:36 12/19/04 Sun
        Sighing, CW -- CW, 07:29:11 12/20/04 Mon
        Smith! I supposed the J stands for... -- Kande's Sis, 09:58:05 12/20/04 Mon
        Stomping back to her house, KS -- CW, 08:15:12 12/21/04 Tue
        Lieutenant Charles James Smith, M.D. -- Kande's Sis, 19:07:40 12/21/04 Tue
        Bubba hops from foot to foot... -- kande, 03:10:49 12/22/04 Wed
        Just a second, IG -- Kande's Sis as Santa says, 08:58:10 12/22/04 Wed
        The rest of the fortunate -- CW, 09:07:52 12/22/04 Wed
        Oof! Get off my lap! -- Kande's Sis, still posing as Santa, 18:28:18 12/22/04 Wed
        Bubba licks his candy cane (without removing the wrapper). -- kande, 03:51:37 12/23/04 Thu
        Blinking in surprise -- CW--that makes two of us, 07:20:57 12/24/04 Fri
        T'was the night before Christmas -- Kande's Sis, 14:21:21 12/24/04 Fri
        T'was the night before Christmas -- Kande's Sis, 14:23:04 12/24/04 Fri
        Later on Christmas Day -- Kande's Sis, 23:52:34 12/25/04 Sat
        Should we tell her? -- CW, 21:08:41 12/26/04 Sun
        "You know what this town needs?" asks Kande in a whisper. -- kande, 03:33:51 12/27/04 Mon
        KS looks down in disgust -- Kande's Sis, 09:59:04 12/27/04 Mon
        Flying out of the door -- CW, 18:19:47 12/28/04 Tue
        My Barby! moans Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 07:50:17 12/29/04 Wed