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Date Posted: 21:09:51 08/01/01 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: KS comes out from the kitchen
In reply to: Rabid, slamming her frosty mug down on the bar 's message, ""WHAT THE #@$%%@$$%^@#$ is this Bubba?"" on 09:54:25 08/01/01 Wed

She belatedly menacingly waves around a butcher knife. "I heard shouting," she says, whipping the butcher knife around, trimming the hair of the nearest patron at the bar.

KM sighs, and turns to face her, hands on hips. "You're a little bit late," she snips sarcastically.

KS daintily wipes her mouth on the frilly pink and white apron she has wrapped around her. "Someone has to make sure those donuts are fried to the right consistency," she snarls. "Since YOU'RE so caught up in rewriting all the prices on the menus."

KM slaps down a stack of menus. "SOMEONE has to make sure we're making money and not EATING all the profits!"

They stand so they're nose-to-nose.

"Bitch," hisses KM.

"Queen Bitch," snipes KS.

KM pats her hair. "Just as long as we're clear. And that Rab-id thinks she can take the title from me this year. I'll show her!"

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Replies:

Rabid storms into Bitch Parade Headquarters(the BPH) -- Rabid...you know...storming, 09:49:10 08/02/01 Thu
- "Bubba, take a memo" -- KM, sitting down at the bar and contemplating bitchiness, 10:45:57 08/02/01 Thu
  - Oooohhh...Why, I oughta... -- Kande's Sis, 09:45:59 08/03/01 Fri
    - A weary and exhausted biker enters the klub. -- kande, 06:11:32 08/04/01 Sat
      - <pound, pound, pound>, <Whhhiiirrrrrrrr> <ting, CHING, Ka-Ching, ting> -- Rabid, works on her float in the depths of the Library, 07:22:59 08/04/01 Sat
        KS works on her own float in the depths of the torture chamber -- Kande's Sis, 08:45:04 08/05/01 Sun
        After completing the necessary paperwork, -- kande, 03:50:12 08/08/01 Wed
        Oh Puh-leaze! -- Kande's Sis, who saw it all through the window, 06:40:48 08/08/01 Wed
        Kande takes the lead...... -- kenamom, reading the latest polls just in, 10:06:15 08/08/01 Wed
        "But I haven't even registered for the parade!" Kande sputters. -- kande, 03:57:32 08/09/01 Thu
        "I have to come up with something extra bitchy now" -- kenamom, contemplating bitchiness in her spacious office, 09:38:55 08/09/01 Thu
        A light bulb goes on over KM's head... -- Rabid, back from her lovely vacation., 17:26:27 08/09/01 Thu
        Ring ring! Ring ring! -- kande, 04:42:32 08/10/01 Fri
        KS looks at her float in dismay -- Kande's Sis, holding her head, 07:41:15 08/10/01 Fri
        JD looks down at the unconcious body of his beloved... -- Rabid, still screeching at the Library, 09:56:00 08/10/01 Fri
        JD looks around for his sweetie -- Kande's Sis, 08:07:46 08/11/01 Sat
        The crowd is quiet as they enter the klub..... -- kenamom, a CANADIAN, 08:41:21 08/11/01 Sat
        In the back of the room... -- Kande's Sis, 18:32:09 08/12/01 Sun
        As IOT hands kande and KS citations, Bubba saunters over to the cd player. -- kande, 03:52:59 08/15/01 Wed
        Blame Canada???? For what???? -- kenamom, reading off a long long lost, 09:24:48 08/15/01 Wed